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Chimps Offer Clues To Behaviour Of Older Japanese

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Chimps Offer Clues To Behaviour Of Older Japanese

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:14 am

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Asahi: Chimp research ban may help studies into aging
Seventy-eight chimpanzees once used for medical testing will now give researchers insights into how to improve geriatric care for humans. Since a ban on medical testing on chimpanzees last year, the aging primates have been living out their days at a luxurious ape "retirement" center run in Kumamoto Prefecture by a pharmaceutical company. A new research wing will open at the center on Aug. 1 to study the aging process in primates.... The chimp sanctuary will be run with the apes' happiness in mind. Meals will be more varied, and will be spaced throughout the day. Seasonal menus will be included to spice up their diet. The chimps will be able to pick and choose their own bedding. An array of toys will be on offer to keep them occupied. The animals will be able to romp around in a spacious exercise area. They will not be kept in cages but be urged to live in groups...more...
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That video in the corner is great!

Postby Behan » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:21 pm

It looks like the chimp is passing out from smelling his/her own shit!
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:18 pm

Behan wrote:It looks like the chimp is passing out from smelling his/her own shit!


Oldie but goodie
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:30 pm

Anyone else get the feeling that these geriatric chimpanzees will be choking on mochi once Shogatsu rolls around?
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