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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:02 pm

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Postby amdg » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:33 pm

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Naniwan Kid » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:36 pm

I agree. Here's a size 40 brush. Let's paint the business culture of Japan MAUVE.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:13 pm

A surprising change occurred back in 1993, when it suddenly became the fashion for young unmarried women to dress in wild brief costumes that possessed more than overtones of bondage and S & M, and to attend rave clubs after work.

I remember that change. It was a Tuesday in early February around 8:00pm.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:33 pm

Ah, yes, Japan. The world's only unique culture.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:48 pm

Kevin Bucknall wrote:[... Some of the drunks you will see in the street are highly respectable businessmen on their way home after a social business session with the boys. They are not the lager louts of some Western societies or skid-row residents with a bottle in a paper bag staggering along looking for a doorway to sleep in.
GomiGirl wrote:.... the attempt to explain a culture and condense into a few paragraphs that always leaves me feeling a bit cheated and pigeon-holed.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:51 pm

Tusker beer is the local beer in Vanuatu!! (where I was last week) Tastes like camel piss. Am hoping that the photo showing him with red nose and cheeks as he has been out in the sun and not alcohol abuse.
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Postby amdg » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:40 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Tusker beer is the local beer in Vanuatu!! (where I was last week) Tastes like camel piss. Am hoping that the photo showing him with red nose and cheeks as he has been out in the sun and not alcohol abuse.


That ain't no sunburn. That's gin blossoms.
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Postby cliffy » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:43 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Tusker beer is the local beer in Vanuatu!! (where I was last week) Tastes like camel piss.

OK, I just DO NOT want to do your research on "bad beer taste alikes" But I will accept your judgments on the beer! Just an aside, do you think the beer was involved in the research for the book?
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Postby succubusqueen » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:00 am

GomiGirl wrote:
Some of the drunks you will see in the street are highly respectable businessmen on their way home after a social business session with the boys. They are not the lager louts of some Western societies or skid-row residents with a bottle in a paper bag staggering along looking for a doorway to sleep in.

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mmm...well I've seen a lot of passed out salary men...on sidewalks, doorways, parks...you name it!:D
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Postby Greji » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:15 am

succubusqueen wrote:mmm...well I've seen a lot of passed out salary men...on sidewalks, doorways, parks...you name it!:D


You're not supposed to pass them until you've determined if their okay! Plus check if they're wearing a good wristwatch and got anything in their pockets, wallet, etc.
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Postby Adhesive » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:47 am

I don't know, I've read a lot of bad articles on Japan, but this one isn't so bad as to stand out. Maybe my expectations have been lowered.
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Postby succubusqueen » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:21 am

gboothe wrote:You're not supposed to pass them until you've determined if their okay! Plus check if they're wearing a good wristwatch and got anything in their pockets, wallet, etc.
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:37 am

GomiGirl wrote:Tusker beer is the local beer in Vanuatu!! (where I was last week) Tastes like camel piss. Am hoping that the photo showing him with red nose and cheeks as he has been out in the sun and not alcohol abuse.

Wrong, wrong, and wrong. I was in Vanuatu that week, too. Tusker is actually very good. That bottle in the photo is from someplace other than Vanuatu. Here's the Vanuatu Tusker label.
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:09 pm

http://everythingelephants.com/Mixing_Beer_And_Elephants.html

Note: Do not confuse the Kenyan TUSKER beer with the tusker beer made by Vanuatu Breweries. The latter is named after a wild boar native to the south pacific, and doesn't have anything to to with elephants.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:31 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Wrong, wrong, and wrong. I was in Vanuatu that week, too. Tusker is actually very good. That bottle in the photo is from someplace other than Vanuatu. Here's the Vanuatu Tusker label.
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We were both in Vanuatu at the same time?? That is how rumours start you know.. anyway, sad that we didn't know as it would have been fun to have caught up there. Shared a Tusker or two... :D (I still think it tasted like camel piss though)
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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:47 pm

GomiGirl wrote:That is how rumours start you know..


Since we never left the hotel, the Capt'n couldn't have seen us!

Is that a good one to start on?
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Postby omae mona » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:18 am

GomiGirl wrote:We were both in Vanuatu at the same time?? That is how rumours start you know.. anyway, sad that we didn't know as it would have been fun to have caught up there. Shared a Tusker or two... :D (I still think it tasted like camel piss though)

You got out just in time..
Magnitude 7.2 quake shakes Vanuatu, S. Pacific
WASHINGTON - A 7.2-magnitude earthquake struck Wednesday in the South Pacific 30 miles southeast of Santo, Vanuatu, the U.S. Geological Survey said.

The quake was at a depth of 107.3 miles, USGS said. The epicenter was also 1,240 miles northeast of Brisbane, Australia.

"Based on all available data a destructive Pacific-wide tsunami not expected and there is no tsunami threat to Hawaii," read an advisory from the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:16 am

GomiGirl wrote:Tusker beer is the local beer in Vanuatu!! (where I was last week) Tastes like camel piss. Am hoping that the photo showing him with red nose and cheeks as he has been out in the sun and not alcohol abuse.


oi! dem is fightin words, GG! tusker is one of kenya's finest productions, and a damn fine beer. (don't know about that other beer, anything brewed in a place that i'd have to ask chuck for geographical clarification on would probably taste like camel piss, yes ;) )

that photo of him, he's sitting on the veranda of the norfolk hotel bar in nairobi. the norfolk is where all the colonial fuckfaces go to sit around and spout their vast superiority of african ignorance. which immediately makes me suspicious of anything the guy would have to say. :D
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