Why are Koreans religious as fuck?

[AssKissinger]

Koreans and Japanese look just alike. After that it's just a matter of what they do with themselves.

[amdg]

I've heard Japanese women say Koreans are beautiful because of plastic surgery.

I've heard the same thing from Japanese but - "it's because they wear too much makeup".

Either way, what AK says seems true to me. You can also apply the same "depends what they do" test in China, so I hear, just visit Shanghai and then the surrounding countryside.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Koreans and Japanese look just alike. After that it's just a matter of what they do with themselves.

Well (rich) Korean girls do it better: straight white teeth, smooth waxed legs, normal looking manicures, and toes that point in the right direction.

[IkemenTommy]

That's true for K-girls in L.A. - extremely hot chicks in K-town clubs. I went to Velfarre in LA's K-town and my jaw hit the floor. I don't know if Velfarre is still the place to be (maybe Sparkle can weigh in), but the talent was fantastic back in the late 90s.

Japanese and Koreans in LA.. for some reason the tits are bigger and they all have blond hair!

[Typhoon]

I was thinking about that when I was in Seoul earlier this month. In places like Apgujong I see tons of drop dead gorgeous women walking around. I never see anything like that in Tokyo. I think it's because there's not one area in Tokyo where all of the aspiring actresses and models go to be seen. I don't know if the percentage of good looking women is actually higher or not in Seoul than in Tokyo, but they all seem to congregate in certain areas in Seoul.

Interesting point. You're certainly righ about Apgujon.

However, my mental comparison was made riding around on subways in Seoul and Tokyo.

A number of years ago, Korean women wore too much makeup (white) contrasted with a dark (deathly) shade of shade of lipstick. That scary style seems to have mercifully vanished.

Now it's the J-women that wear too much makeup.

I've heard Japanese women say Koreans are beautiful because of plastic surgery. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Said as the J-women head off to Korea to have their own low-cost, state-of-the-art, plastic surgery.

Sour grapes.

Korean women tend to be taller, more naturally voluptuous and lack the genetic "pigeon toe" that many Japanese women display - the high heels just serve to emphasize it - to amusing effect.

[AssKissinger]

Korean women tend to be taller, more naturally voluptuous and lack the genetic "pigeon toe" that many Japanese women display

Have you ever lived there?

[Typhoon]

Have you ever lived there?

"Damm, I'm sure I left my ass around here somewhere."

[Behan]

Isn't she the swimmer who deserved to be on the olympic team but they wouldn't let her on because she trained overseas and was infected with gaijinness?
I think there was an excuse that she didn't swim in some even but it sure seemed to paranoid me that she wasn't chrysanthemum enough to the good old boys in the senkokai.

[Doctor Stop]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzu_Chiba

[madfuku]

Hmm... This brings back memories, I poped my cherry with a religous Korean girl a few centuries ago. She turned out to be a psycho though and pretty vicious but hot as hell.

At the time I had a lot of Korean male friends so I was just picking them K-girls off one by one. I remember vividly being invited to fellowship at some korean church my friends attended mainly to pick up the K-girls. Did it for a few sundays until I knew one too many of the girls. The pastor or whatever they call him was an Irish guy who spoke fluent Korean. I thought that was pretty neat.

Anyway, then I graduated to Hong Kong chicks after that and things just got stranger after that. To this day though, I think Taiwan chicks are the hottest I've ever seen with Korean's a close second as Asians go.

I don't know if its dum luck but I actually had some seshual relations as Micheal Jackson would say with 2 K-girls who live in Japan. Great personalities and fluent english, they where born in Japan and never lived overseas but basically loath the soil they walk on so conversations get hot and heavy. But, they are very successful career-wise one being a solicitor for a major law firm and another owning a not so small business in Japan that I thought was Japanese.

Both picked me up BTW, I feel so dirty They ain't religious however, thankfully.

[Typhoon]

Isn't she the swimmer who deserved to be on the olympic team but they wouldn't let her on because she trained overseas and was infected with gaijinness?
I think there was an excuse that she didn't swim in some even but it sure seemed to paranoid me that she wasn't chrysanthemum enough to the good old boys in the senkokai.

You're right. She's certainly strealined enough to set world records.

Very petty to have pulled her from the Sydney Summer Olympics.

[Samurai_Jerk]

AK, you can't deny that no matter how much Koreans and Japanese do or do not look alike, that pigeon toe shit is straight up Japanese.

Also, according to these dubious stats on Wiki, Korean girls are a little bit taller.

[AssKissinger]

K-chicks have that same funky bow-walk. I use to joke about it with the other foreigners over there all the time. But I can't argue with wiki. Is taller better? Yall can have your tall chicks with big asses. I think big asses are nasty. It's like being turned on by thunder thighs. Tight belly (but not that nasty muscle shit white chicks get), firm tits, small ass (I can't believe yall are buying into that hip hop shit), skinny legs and a good attitude. Plus, J-chicks are good to go from the get-go. No BULLSHIT. If they like you they fuck you straight up. J-Chicks are the world champions. No Chinese attitude or kimchi-stank. No third world residue. Just refined femininity and eloquence and sexiness.

[Iraira]

K-chicks have that same funky bow-walk. I use to joke about it with the other foreigners over there all the time. But I can't argue with wiki. Is taller better? Yall can have your tall chicks with big asses. I think big asses are nasty. It's like being turned on by thunder thighs. Tight belly (but not that nasty muscle shit white chicks get), firm tits, small ass (I can't believe yall are buying into that hip hop shit), skinny legs and a good attitude. Plus, J-chicks are good to go from the get-go. No BULLSHIT. If they like you they fuck you straight up. J-Chicks are the world champions. No Chinese attitude or kimchi-stank. No third world residue. Just refined femininity and eloquence and sexiness.

Have to disagree on the booty thing. Actually, given that you go by "AssKissinger", I would have taken you for a one who is definitely into rump roasts. What's in a name, indeed? Without getting too graphic, as children under 5 months of age might be reading this, a girl with a nicely refined, defined, inclined behind is the best ride in town.
I am way with you on the sagging banana boobs, daikon ashi and extermination of the attitude. Neurotoxic odors, especially during the summer that cannot be dealt with by a shower....that's a problem also.

[Phoenix_stu]

Hey AK, I see you use yall quite a bit. Are you from the south? I am sothern boy born and bred. Just curious by the slang though.

As for the topic. I am not much on a rump roast to ride on. Like em' juicy but not that juicy.

[AssKissinger]

Land of Cotton yall

[Takechanpoo]

After all, both Asskissinger and A-Jerk are bagers of the same stripe.
Stop internal strife!!!!
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol:

[American Oyaji]

Yall can have your tall chicks with big asses. I think big asses are nasty. It's like being turned on by thunder thighs. Tight belly (but not that nasty muscle shit white chicks get), firm tits, small ass (I can't believe yall are buying into that hip hop shit)

I don't listen to hip-hop so that is a non issue for me. I don't like a HUGE ass with lots of cellulite visible. I like a nice round largish one. I mean, If she is standing up straight and there is no butt curve, thats a negative for me.

I don't like skinny girls because they are painful. You ever heard the expression, more cushion for the pushin'? There you go.

[Typhoon]

K-chicks have that same funky bow-walk. I use to joke about it with the other foreigners over there all the time. But I can't argue with wiki. Is taller better? Yall can have your tall chicks with big asses. I think big asses are nasty. It's like being turned on by thunder thighs. Tight belly (but not that nasty muscle shit white chicks get), firm tits, small ass (I can't believe yall are buying into that hip hop shit), skinny legs and a good attitude. Plus, J-chicks are good to go from the get-go. No BULLSHIT. If they like you they fuck you straight up. J-Chicks are the world champions. No Chinese attitude or kimchi-stank. No third world residue. Just refined femininity and eloquence and sexiness.

Don't recall mentioning anything about big asses.





Nothing but "refined femininity and eloquence and sexiness".

[AssKissinger]

I don't listen to hip-hop so that is a non issue for me. I don't like a HUGE ass with lots of cellulite visible. I like a nice round largish one. I mean, If she is standing up straight and there is no butt curve, thats a negative for me.

I don't like skinny girls because they are painful. You ever heard the expression, more cushion for the pushin'? There you go.

There I don't go.

[Adhesive]

K-chicks have that same funky bow-walk. I use to joke about it with the other foreigners over there all the time. But I can't argue with wiki. Is taller better? Yall can have your tall chicks with big asses. I think big asses are nasty. It's like being turned on by thunder thighs. Tight belly (but not that nasty muscle shit white chicks get), firm tits, small ass (I can't believe yall are buying into that hip hop shit), skinny legs and a good attitude. Plus, J-chicks are good to go from the get-go. No BULLSHIT. If they like you they fuck you straight up. J-Chicks are the world champions. No Chinese attitude or kimchi-stank. No third world residue. Just refined femininity and eloquence and sexiness.

Agreed for the most part, but LA K-Girls are still tons hotter than the Japanese girls I run into on a daily-basis. Which is why I married a Korean looking Japanese girl. Best of both worlds.

[AssKissinger]

I will concede that your typical K-chick in America is hotter than the average J-chick (in America). Probably because it's harder for the kimchies to escape.

[kamome]

Agreed for the most part, but LA K-Girls are still tons hotter than the Japanese girls I run into on a daily-basis.

Amen to that!

You have good taste in women...for a strict constructionist, that is!;)

[IkemenTommy]

I will concede that your typical K-chick in America is hotter than the average J-chick (in America). Probably because it's harder for the kimchies to escape.

Genetic-wise, they are both the same.. 99.9% of the way. It's all in the DNA. I am telling you, it's how you present yourself. Japanese living in the US are mostly FOB straight out the kitchen!

[Takechanpoo]

Actually Kimchi girls are taller and have longer legs than J-girls ones.
But most of their faces have fabricated drastically!!!

[AssKissinger]

Take, I want to suck your dick.

[kamome]

Actually Kimchi girls are taller and have longer legs than J-girls ones.
But most of their faces have fabricated drastically!!!

How reliable is this? Anyone could take a random pic of one girl, place it next to a random pic of another girl, and claim that they're the same person altered by plastic surgery.

[Jack]

K-chicks are hot and so are J-chicks. I have banged 3 K-chicks in Japan but they were all born in Japan. I did not feel any difference between them and J-chicks. They were easy to bed.

I have heard from others that K-girls are difficult to fuck. From what I see in Toronto, all the K-boys in ESL schools are after J-chicks because no one fucks as liberally as J-chicks and they know it. Actually it's hillarious because it looks like the minute those guys get off the plane they're on the prowl for J-chicks. They're fucking annoying if you ask me because it's like a lion over its kill, always has to watch for the hyenas that surround him trying to still his kill.

[Typhoon]

[Adhesive]

Genetic-wise, they are both the same.. 99.9% of the way. It's all in the DNA. I am telling you, it's how you present yourself. Japanese living in the US are mostly FOB straight out the kitchen!

Yeah, but don't we share 99.9% of our DNA with Chimps? That .1% can make one hell of a difference!