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Postby emperor » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:48 am

FG Lurker wrote:high rate of male-on-male rape?
I thought that was an Irish thing?


no, your thinking of priest-on-sheep rape... :)
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:01 am

emperor wrote:no, your thinking of priest-on-sheep rape... :)

Now you're scaring me. 8-O
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:01 pm

emperor wrote:no, your thinking of priest-on-sheep rape... :)


How sick. Now if it was something traditional like the viccar and the goat, it would make sense!
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Postby hundefar » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:29 pm

emperor wrote:high rate of male-on-male rape ?


How would that be a bad thing?
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Postby GuyJean » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:51 pm

emperor wrote:no, your thinking of priest-on-sheep rape... :)
The real reason Ryan ran home.. ;)

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Postby Tsuru » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:15 am

For those of you who are interested, I signed with CAE today for a job as simulator-busybody. Hooray me!

Next step: do well in Amsterdam and get that job in Montreal.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:25 am

Tsuru wrote:For those of you who are interested, I signed with CAE today for a job as simulator-busybody.

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Postby emperor » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:05 am

emperor wrote:no, your thinking of priest-on-sheep rape... :)
[quote="GuyJean"]The real reason Ryan ran home.. ]
If was a Monkey with an interspecies fetish it would have to be America or Kenya for me :)

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Postby canman » Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:55 am

Tsuru, Montreal is one of the best cities to live in. It is big enough to have everything you want or need, but the small neighborhoods are really friendly and like a small town. They have some of the best food in the world since Montreal is so international. Plus they have if not the best Jazz festival and the Just for Laughs comedy festival, and of course, "Les Habitants". I'll let you look that one up. But you should get to know it quickly. Anyway congrats on becoming one of us. Eh!
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:55 pm

Tsuru wrote:For those of you who are interested, I signed with CAE today for a job as simulator-busybody. Hooray me!

Next step: do well in Amsterdam and get that job in Montreal.


Don't crash and burn on final!

Congrats, you'll do it!
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