Shaolin Monks are Fightin' Mad!

[Samurai_Jerk]

China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront

China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

[Taro Toporific]

China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront

Bah humbuggered By the Powers, mate. Pirates demand apology for the Shaolin snub of the superiority of Pirates. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Takechanpoo]

Everytime I see this kind of news, I am wholeheartedly glad that I can confirm "Great" China dudes have extraordinary inferiority complex against us Japanese.

[Taro Toporific]

Kung fu monks battle gobby net ninja
The Register, 31 Aug 2007
...We'd like to suggest that before this gets out of hand the kung fu monks could settle the matter out of court by simply challenging Japan's top ninja to 15 rounds in a pay-per-view WWF-style "Battle of the Titans". The last Oriental standing could then go on to challenge aikido death machine Steven Seagal for the coveted "Hardest Man Alive" crown...more...


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[DVA]

pointless. poeple like Seagal, Norris and Van Damme kick ninja ass everyday even when they are outnumbered. a 1on1 match would be nothing but a waste of time :P

[eighty5er]

I think Robert said it best:

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

From REAL Ultimate Power.