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Keystone Cops Seek to Charge Dead Man

Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:56 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Police to report dead man to prosecutors over pistol, machine gun found in home

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YOKOHAMA -- A pistol and machine gun were found along with a stash of bullets at the home of a 52-year-old man who was found dead of illness at his home here in May, prompting police to report the dead man to public prosecutors.

Police plan to report the man, who died at the age of 52, to public prosecutors on Wednesday, accusing him of violating the Firearms and Swords Control Law.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070904p2a00m0na017000c.html

I'm normally against all forms of capital punishment, but after carefully considering the circumstances surrounding this crime, I sincerely hope that they hang this guy. Giving him life would be completely out of the question.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:23 am

Doctor Stop wrote:[floatr]Image[/floatr]Police to report dead man to prosecutors over pistol, machine gun found in home

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YOKOHAMA -- A pistol and machine gun were found along with a stash of bullets at the home of a 52-year-old man who was found dead of illness at his home here in May, prompting police to report the dead man to public prosecutors.

Police plan to report the man, who died at the age of 52, to public prosecutors on Wednesday, accusing him of violating the Firearms and Swords Control Law.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070904p2a00m0na017000c.html

I'm normally against all forms of capital punishment, but after carefully considering the circumstances surrounding this crime, I sincerely hope that they hang this guy. Giving him life would be completely out of the question.



So, if the dead guy refuses to answer any of the prosecutor's questions, would they declare him a hostile witness or something to that effect?

Just in case you all were wondering, it is against the law to bring a corpse on the trains in Japan, however if the deceased is a passenger in your car, the dearly departed is not required to wear a seatbelt.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:39 am

I don't think he's going to acknowledge the summons for some reason or another.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:46 am

Let me take a wild guess...
This a Japanese method that the authorities use to attach the assets of dead man's substantial estate???????
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:52 am

It smells like they're padding a quota to me.
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Postby emperor » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:51 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Let me

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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:55 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:10 am

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