Tokyo not even ranked as "courteous city"

[dimwit]

I suppose that even though I might be a fucked up loser I might be able to find something for you in the 37 companies, five associations, three foundations, that we directly control, not to count subsideraries.

Are you including the 'Home for Wayward Goats' in your foundations? If so you shouldn't, everyone knows it is just a front for 'Kiddie' Porn.

[Captain Japan]

Not that I completely disagree with you on that one Jack, but, if I may, what line of work were you in while residing in Japan?

With grammar like that I hope he wasn't teaching English.

[Taro Toporific]

... suddenly came this bicycle on the high speed which almost hit my son. The (oyaji) cyclist ...knew he was wrong, that is why he ran away. Typing this still makes my blood boils, if this oyaji is in front of me, I am going to take my key board and smash on his head.

Oh that's terrible! Things like that happen to me walking on crutches at least once a week, and the crazies ALWAYS run away without even a gomen.


To make you feel better, one of my neighborhood's craziest bicycle kamikaze who has skinned past me a couple of times talking on his keitei, clipped me slightly this morning. Then while still yammering on the keitai, he crashed into the closing rail crossing gate he was trying to sneak under. I kicked his keitai under a vending machine while I watched him saving his bike from the train. I did NOT push the emergency button on the crossing gate in the hope the train might get him.

[Behan]

...Typing this still makes my blood boils, if this oyaji is in front of me, I am going to take my key board and smash on his head.

I kind of know how you feel. The street leading from the station to my work place is like a launch pad for kamikazes. I was getting to work all stressed out from nearly being run over so now I take an indirect route that few bicyclists use.
BTW, I'm in Chiba, too.

[tidbits]

Yes, on the walking pavement by the roadside is another problem, but that place I mentioned is meant for people to walk around with fountain and benches around there..have you been to Outbacks in Ichikawa? it is outside of all the other restaurants there, and we are inside the areas where bicycle are not allowed..I think that oyaji is not worth my key board, he just deserve a kick on his ball.

[Behan]

I think he deserves just that, too.

[ttjereth]

When I was working as an English teacher for elementary schools in the ward I live in I got hit by bikes 4 times in a half year, all from behind and in two cases they just rode off without a word...

[2triky]

When I was working as an English teacher for elementary schools in the ward I live in I got hit by bikes 4 times in a half year, all from behind and in two cases they just rode off without a word...

wtf? that is wack.....

[Tsuru]

Aaahhh, pushy sidewalk bicycle oyaji assholes... the reason the good lord blessed each and every one of us with a set of elbows.

If you manage to knock one of their hands off the handlebars, or in the case of keitai/umbrella users their only hand they usually lose control, crash and burn. If you don't wear a MP3 player or something you can usually hear them coming anyway, so the key is to stick one of your arms out at exactly the right moment. For extra points you can try to do it just so that one of your hands hits them clean in the face.

People who want to ride bikes on the sidewalk should learn how to do it properly first... which is without being an asshole.

[Greji]

Are you including the 'Home for Wayward Goats' in your foundations? If so you shouldn't, everyone knows it is just a front for 'Kiddie' Porn.

I am outraged. As the founding benefactor of this foundation, you will be hearing from my solicitor about this libel.

(BTW, how did you find out that we were really a front?)