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Prime Minister Abe GONE!

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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:47 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Does the Aso manage to keep from drooling on himself?


Highly possible. He studied at Stanford and the University of London, both have advance curriculums for drooling with Masters Programs in soiling one's self.

Incidentally, his sister Nobuko, who I've had the pleasure of knocking back a few shots of the top shelf hootch with at aassorted embassy clambakes, is married to Higedenka of popularFG thread fame.
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Postby Oradea » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:07 pm

Do you think he has crawled off to hospital to hide/protect himself from the heckling crowds?
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Postby DrP » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:36 pm

Ding Dong the witch is dead! I've always maintained that Japan is basically a land of mutual suffering and the only way they can solve any issue is by denial, apology and suicide. Therefore, Abe going to the hospital makes perfect sense.

1) Everyone can co-misurate with an illness (mutual suffering)
2) Hospital is basically the same as denial - ' I can't/couldn't perform because I was sick'

You wait - his next statement will be an 'apology' to the Japanese people. Then, if we're lucky, followed by a trip to the charcol-kurama.

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:44 pm

In theory, Abe was supposed to offer one more thing to the LDP: force the extension of the terrorism bill through against the opposition of the Upper House and then resign to take responsibility for passing legislation without establishing a consensus.

Whether he is ill or not, his resignation has left this task to someone else unless the opposition suddenly changes stance.
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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:47 pm

On my way home today I saw all the media trucks in front of Keio Uni Hospital...
Prime Minister Abe hospitalized with fatigue
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Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was hospitalized at Keio University Hospital in Tokyo on Thursday suffering from fatigue.

A day after Abe announced that he would resign, the prime minister visited the hospital in Shinjuku-ku for a checkup.

"The prime minister is fatigued and has lost about five kilograms over a few months," said a doctor. "He is suffering from a digestive illness and needs treatment for at least three or four days."

Abe planned to attend a Liberal Democratic Party meeting on Thursday afternoon, but doctors deemed that he was in no physical condition to attend.
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Postby L S » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:24 pm

Captain Japan wrote:On my way home today I saw all the media trucks in front of Keio Uni Hospital...
Prime Minister Abe hospitalized with fatigue
Mainichi


That leaves his team enough time to get the story together and keep the media at bay...hoping that another big story will come along and soften the blow. It's so standard practice, but if Abe-san was truly hip, he would have checked into rehab someplace. Japan's really got to catch up on the whole rehab thing.
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Postby 2triky » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:28 pm

L S wrote:That leaves his team enough time to get the story together and keep the media at bay...hoping that another big story will come along and soften the blow. It's so standard practice, but if Abe-san was truly hip, he would have checked into rehab someplace. Japan's really got to catch up on the whole rehab thing.


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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:38 pm

Abe seems to have had his own scandal of 300,000,000 yen tax evasion about his succession of property.
Before being exposed this scandal to public by Shukan Gendai, he resigned.
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