No ugly girls in Japan

[kusai Jijii]

I'd rather be carried out of a bar by her, but I see your point.

My initial reaction is that my first preference would be to fuck her on the bar, but...geee...I'm just thinking out aloud.

[Iraira]

My initial reaction is that my first preference would be to fuck her on the bar, but...geee...I'm just thinking out aloud.

Yeah, that's something to do, but just think...what if, for some unexplained reason, at that moment, despite her attactiveness, you got a sudden bout of ED. And all your friends, family (back to great-great g-ma & g-pa kusai jijii) were in the bar and NHK was reporting live via satellite to the world on gaijin mating rituals at the time.....the horror...the shame.
That's what keeps me from trying to fornicate at Hachiko or in front of Alta.

[CrankyBastard]

Yeah, that's something to do, but just think...what if, for some unexplained reason, at that moment, despite her attactiveness, you got a sudden bout of ED. And all your friends, family (back to great-great g-ma & g-pa kusai jijii) were in the bar and NHK was reporting live via satellite to the world on gaijin mating rituals at the time.....the horror...the shame.
That's what keeps me from trying to fornicate at Hachiko or in front of Alta.

That would be more of an incentive.
You youngsters

[kusai Jijii]

Guess I'd just have to cross that bridge when I came to it. it's all about the pussy!

[Greji]

That would be more of an incentive.
You youngsters

So, you wanta run down there to the bar and do her right? Remember the old advice from the old bull to the young bull and walk down to the bar....

[halfnip]

Is something wrong with her neck? Looks broken to me...better get to her fast before she starts to rot. I never could bang a putrid corpse.

Probably trying to cover up the Adam's apple there... She/it looks like a freakin' dude. But then again, I'm currently sober right now..

[Takechanpoo]

[sillygirl]

No ugly women in Japan...

Maybe not but there's a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe!



p.s Flaming only accepted by hot blokes. Thank you.

[kusai Jijii]

No ugly women in Japan...

Maybe not but there's a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe!

Point being?:tounge:

[sillygirl]

Point being?:tounge:

A mere observation m'dear...

[Behan]

No ugly women in Japan...

Maybe not but there's a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe!

Guilty as charged.

[kusai Jijii]

Maybe not but there's a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe!

Dont let old Sillygirl scare you cock-tuggers off. Lets keep those stroke pics coming in fast and furious now. I'm waiting for tonight's material.

[prolly]

the fashionof jgirls dressing like hookers no doubt has skewed guys' perceptions somewhat

[hundefar]

No ugly women in Japan...

Maybe not but there's a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe!

I am whacking off to the image in my mind of a lot of fugly gaijin blokes whacking off to images of the perfect asian babe! hot!!

[kusai Jijii]

the fashionof jgirls dressing like hookers no doubt has skewed guys' perceptions somewhat

I recently returned to Australia for a few weeks, and the way many of the "ladies" get around down there....



I was lost for words. Most times I ventured out in public I was surrounded by women in poorly fitting track-suit pants and slippers, made up like they were on their way to the Slaughterhouse Ball. I'll take the "J-girl hooker look" any day of the week thank you very much.

[American Oyaji]

I was lost for words. Most times I ventured out in public I was surrounded by women in poorly fitting track-suit pants and slippers, made up like they were on their way to the Slaughterhouse Ball. I'll take the "J-girl hooker look" any day of the week thank you very much.

Yeah, the "lady" is in short supply in this day and age.

So is the "gentleman"

[kusai Jijii]

I've never professed to be a gentleman AO.

[American Oyaji]

[quote="kusai Jijii"]I've never professed to be a gentleman AO. ]

I'm a gentleman. At least I try to be one. There is this one lady...

I may just have to give in to temptation.

She's got a face like halle barry and a butt to make J-Lo take notice.

Beautiful girl. 21 years old. works on cars.

Temptation sucks.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think this girl's face is pretty ugly.

Seconded. Not even average.

[kusai Jijii]

I'm a gentleman. At least I try to be one. .

Congratulations AO!:bowdown:

[Typhoon]

the fashionof jgirls dressing like hookers no doubt has skewed guys' perceptions somewhat

For the better.

The skank look is also alive and well in N. America.

Unfortunately.



"Does this thong make me look fat?"

[Typhoon]

Seconded. Not even average.

These types of comments remind me of a MAD magazine cartoon I read when I was a kid. I think it was the "Lighter Side" by David Berg.

In the first first several frames one sees the backs of three guys as they make rude and unflattering comments about three girls to whom nature has not been particularly kind.

In the last frame we get to the guys. And nature has been even less kind to them.

So why don't you dashing handsome fellows post your mugs shots.

A case of life imititating art.

[ttjereth]

So why don't you dashing handsome fellows post your mugs shots.

Because what anyone on this board looks like has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on whether they think the woman in the photo you posted is attractive.

My turn for a question. Why do you post photos if you're going to be defensive when people disagree with your tastes?

[Typhoon]

Because what anyone on this board looks like has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on whether they think the woman in the photo you posted is attractive.

I disagree. Especially considering the cross-section of gaikokujin one typically encounters in Japan.

My turn for a question. Why do you post photos if you're going to be defensive when people disagree with your tastes?

Fair enough. Guess I'm sufficiently old-school meaning that if one doesn't have anything positive to say about a girl's image, then one doesn't say anything.

In my view, there's a difference between saying some image doesn't turn one's crank and calling someone butt ugly.

Why not post an image we can all enjoy instead.

[Adhesive]

In my view, there's a difference between saying some image doesn't turn one's crank and calling someone butt ugly.

I agree with this to the extent that it applies to pictures of ordinary people, but when the person's occupation is based on their appearance, I think it's fair to criticize.

That being said, I would love to post a picture of myself, but I'm afraid of the inevitable bastardization that it will go through once the choppers get their hands on it.

[Charles]

What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose,
Some say your toes,
But I think it's your mind.

--Frank Zappa

[Iraira]

Fair enough. Guess I'm sufficiently old-school meaning that if one doesn't have anything positive to say about a girl's image, then one doesn't say anything.

In my view, there's a difference between saying some image doesn't turn one's crank and calling someone butt ugly.

If you believe in that, then why did you post the fat chick in the thong and call her a skank?

[Typhoon]

If you believe in that, then why did you post the fat chick in the thong and call her a skank?

If you need that difference explained to you then I suggest a remedial course in Humour 101.

[bizarrejapan]

OK, since this is my first post here, I wanted it to be special. So, for starters, just a picture of beauty. Than we'll move on to the more bizarre stuff, hehe...

[ttjereth]

I disagree. Especially considering the cross-section of gaikokujin one typically encounters in Japan.



Fair enough. Guess I'm sufficiently old-school meaning that if one doesn't have anything positive to say about a girl's image, then one doesn't say anything.

In my view, there's a difference between saying some image doesn't turn one's crank and calling someone butt ugly.

Why not post an image we can all enjoy instead.

1. Still has no bearing. Whether a person is ugly or beautiful tends to have little impact on their evaluations of others' appearances. I know some beautiful girls who date some butt-ugly guys and vice-versa and think that their partners are attractive. Like my dad used to say opinions are like assholes, everybodies got one.

2. Old school or not, look at the title of the thread and the general atmosphere of the place and thread you are posting in beforehand and you might not be so surprised that there would be negative evaluations next time.

But I grant you, I could have phrased my original reply a bit better. Apologies.

As for posting pictures everyone can enjoy, I don't actually know of any attractive Taiwanese stars/models etc. and I don't tend to post personal pictures (of myself or acquantainces) on the net. On top of which I don't have time to sort through all the porn on a search for "beautiful Taiwanese woman" on google images in order to find a "safe" picture

For Japanese how about Yuriko Shiratori?





Feel free to criticize if not to your liking