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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:54 am

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FG Escort Service in Tokyo
Ladies Only Male Escort Service to enjoy international friendship, fine dining, and conversations in several foreign languages. Gaijin Rental Club for business Women around Tokyo, Are you afraid to stay home alone ?? Call a Yes man and let him make you feel safe. Treat yourself to a man who always say YES, it's time for ladies to take advantage of being independant.Also We are ready to go with you to any Parties, Events, Shows or Clubs so Call and Reserve your Yes Man Today!!
Prices are indeed for the well-heeled:
2 hours - 40,000 yen
Full overnight gigilo service: 150,000 yen
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Postby GuyJean » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:17 am

Captain Japan wrote:.. Gaijin Rental Club for business Women around Tokyo...
Hhhmm. Could've sworn we talked about this before..

The guys seem kind of 'green'. I wonder if they know unique places to check out in the city.. Guess I'll have to arrange a meeting. :p

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Postby halfnip » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:22 am

Captain Japan wrote:Image
FG Escort Service in Tokyo
Ladies Only Male Escort Service to enjoy international friendship, fine dining, and conversations in several foreign languages. Gaijin Rental Club for business Women around Tokyo, Are you afraid to stay home alone ?? Call a Yes man and let him make you feel safe. Treat yourself to a man who always say YES, it's time for ladies to take advantage of being independant.Also We are ready to go with you to any Parties, Events, Shows or Clubs so Call and Reserve your Yes Man Today!!
Prices are indeed for the well-heeled:
2 hours - 40,000 yen
Full overnight gigilo service: 150,000 yen


Hahahahhahah! They could have at least gotten some decent FG's.. Where's boothie? :D
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Postby kamome » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:10 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Image
FG Escort Service in Tokyo
Ladies Only Male Escort Service to enjoy international friendship, fine dining, and conversations in several foreign languages. Gaijin Rental Club for business Women around Tokyo, Are you afraid to stay home alone ?? Call a Yes man and let him make you feel safe. Treat yourself to a man who always say YES, it's time for ladies to take advantage of being independant.Also We are ready to go with you to any Parties, Events, Shows or Clubs so Call and Reserve your Yes Man Today!!
Prices are indeed for the well-heeled:
2 hours - 40,000 yen
Full overnight gigilo service: 150,000 yen

How many male FG's have had this business plan in the back of their minds at some point in their lives but never acted on it?

Edit: I noticed there's a companion website - myyesmaam.com.

AO, check out Miriam, age 23. Does that float your boat?
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:31 pm

kamome wrote:How many male FG's have had this business plan in the back of their minds at some point in their lives but never acted on it?

Edit: I noticed there's a companion website - myyesmaam.com.

AO, check out Miriam, age 23. Does that float your boat?


Not only does that float my boat, it sends it off to sea my friend.

I most DEF will be looking her up in December.:cool:
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:02 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Not only does that float my boat, it sends it off to sea my friend.

I most DEF will be looking her up in December.:cool:

Miriam checks in at 71 kgs. I think she could kick my ass. But I suppose that is one of the options on the menu.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:05 pm

People would actually pay money to spend time with those guys? :p

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Postby omae mona » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:14 pm

Well, the domain is registered to one "Cullen Darby" in Okinawa. There is little doubt in my mind that Cullen is an FG member. Speak up if you are here!!

Thanks to Google, I am proud to present a link to a nice video interview with the owner of these two sites, where he talks about being an entrepreneur in Japan.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:23 pm

Oh holy crap, my wife and I just went through that site. Hilarious. Comedy gold.

Watch Ryan's video and let me know if you get the same urge to punch your monitor that I got :razz:

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Postby Charles » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:32 pm

ttjereth wrote:People would actually pay money to spend time with those guys? :p

I would actually pay money to send them all back to their countries of origin.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:42 pm

Charles wrote:I would actually pay money to send them all back to their countries of origin.


It'd probably be cheaper to just ship em all to one country in bulk.

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Postby Charles » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:21 pm

ttjereth wrote:It'd probably be cheaper to just ship em all to one country in bulk.

Ooh, can I pick which country? I think I can arrange first class accommodations on a luxury cruise ship.

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:50 am

ttjereth wrote:People would actually pay money to spend time with those guys? :p

I'd bet that Jack does...
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Postby RAMOS » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:23 am

oh, somebody PLEASE tell me that this is a joke... so, all the NOVA boys are jumping ship for bluer oceans?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:17 pm

ttjereth wrote:Oh holy crap, my wife and I just went through that site. Hilarious. Comedy gold.

Watch Ryan's video and let me know if you get the same urge to punch your monitor that I got :razz:

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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:53 pm

ttjereth wrote:People would actually pay money to spend time with those guys? :p


That's exactly what my gf just said to me...before she bookmarked the site and took my ATM card....:confused:
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:59 pm

Iraira wrote:That's exactly what my gf just said to me...before she bookmarked the site and took my ATM card....:confused:


If that was true, you should run while you can because she is obviously mentally disturbed, not necessarily for leaving you (I dunno, you might be a jerk :p) but for paying to spend time with any of those guys (even money that isn't hers :p).

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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:18 pm

ttjereth wrote:If that was true, you should run while you can because she is obviously mentally disturbed, not necessarily for leaving you (I dunno, you might be a jerk :p) but for paying to spend time with any of those guys (even money that isn't hers :p).


Actually, I was just pulling one of your appendages, and in any event, she doesn't know the PIN code. As for being a jerk, you'd hafta ask one of my ex-gfs, if you can find where I buried them. I have abandonment issues stemming from an early discontinuation of breast feeding.
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:32 pm

Iraira wrote:Actually, I was just pulling one of your appendages, and in any event, she doesn't know the PIN code. As for being a jerk, you'd hafta ask one of my ex-gfs, if you can find where I buried them. I have abandonment issues stemming from an early discontinuation of breast feeding.


I figured as much. I wish credit cards required pin codes for shopping. I'd change mine once a week to prevent the wife from buying new shoes and bags :confused:

I wonder if you can make up for lost time with the breast feeding problem.

Certainly worth a try at least.:cheers:

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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:49 pm

ttjereth wrote:I wonder if you can make up for lost time with the breast feeding problem.
Certainly worth a try at least.:cheers:


Yeah, I've been doing a lot of searching, but mom was kinda loaded with milk and I don't find the same cup size in Tokyo (lots of disappointments after the bra gets unhooked), but I digress and am probably starting to look somewhat psychotic. Then again, this is quite therapeutic. How much do you charge an hour, doc?
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Postby DrP » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:57 pm

You guys obviously haven't seen the host club bills the average OL racks up. 40k for the rub and plug aint bad. 150k is just a few hours at any decent host club -- i'm sure many j-hos take on this service as just a 'finisher' for their evening. My question -- which 'family' is sponsoring him .... ??? I'll check around.
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:01 am

Iraira wrote:Yeah, I've been doing a lot of searching, but mom was kinda loaded with milk and I don't find the same cup size in Tokyo (lots of disappointments after the bra gets unhooked), but I digress and am probably starting to look somewhat psychotic. Then again, this is quite therapeutic. How much do you charge an hour, doc?


Depends on what you want to do with the hour, wink wink nudge nudge. :winkb:

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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:42 pm

ttjereth wrote:Depends on what you want to do with the hour, wink wink nudge nudge. :winkb:


OH, you flirt, you! What I really need is someone to sew together the split ends I have...that includes leg hair, but you can forego the pits, as I'm somewhat ticklish.
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:52 am

Iraira wrote:OH, you flirt, you! What I really need is someone to sew together the split ends I have...that includes leg hair, but you can forego the pits, as I'm somewhat ticklish.


You've got a deal if I can use an industrial sewing machine and you don't mind leaving with more holes than you came in with :hehe:

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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:16 pm

ttjereth wrote:You've got a deal if I can use an industrial sewing machine and you don't mind leaving with more holes than you came in with :hehe:


Only if that machine was made by Singer or is one of those jolly old English looms from about 400 years ago. I'm kinda into that sorta kink.
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