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Postby Iraira » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:52 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Image


Goddamn, I wanna get laid this weekend.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:29 pm

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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:57 pm

How about...


"If it doesnt make the 7 o'clock NHK news, it NEVER happened."
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:10 am

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No, seriously, how do I get my fingers out of this thing:rolleyes:
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Postby t3hWIT » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:11 am

hundefar wrote:When is my turd going to start to sing like in that toilet training cartoon I saw?


:banana:
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Postby halfnip » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:09 pm

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"Wait...was it two claps and then a bow or the other way around? Awww, fuck it, nobody's paying attention anyways..."
[font="Verdana"][SIZE="1"]"This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG."

Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket[/SIZE][/font]
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Postby unkosando » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:05 am

Those Strippers were really nice... They even gave us their boob tassels!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:54 pm

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Postby Typhoon » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:43 pm

hundefar wrote:When is my turd going to start to sing like in that toilet training cartoon I saw?


Too funny. roflmao.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:06 pm

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It was the biggest rubber that Sayuri had ever seen.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:56 pm

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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:24 pm

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"Why does the guy on the left have such a big nose?"
"He's haafu."
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:23 pm

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Postby Greji » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:04 pm

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It'll make good sashimi, even if it is road kill!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:05 pm

Hey Dr.stop,
your material is boring.
this is better.
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Postby Marked Trail » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:34 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Image


Japanese girls marvel at Takechanpoo's largesse.
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:07 pm

Marked Trail wrote: largesse.


Smallesse. Is that a good word?
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:13 am

Sounds good to me ;)
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:29 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:05 pm

Mulboyne's fine find:

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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:10 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Mulboyne's fine find:

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You'll see, I'll be rich one day, and you'll regret not having licked my livedoor.
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:14 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Mulboyne's fine find:

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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:56 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Mulboyne's fine find:

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Girl in Middle: Did you hear that?! He said he's a wild and crazy guy, but the Japanese government does not permit him to SWING. He also asked if I was impressed with his tight jeans that show off his 'bulges'."
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:58 pm

Hey baby, have you ever tried "Livin' on the edge"?

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Postby Jack » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:41 am

Catoneinutica wrote:Girl in Middle: Did you hear that?! He said he's a wild and crazy guy, but the Japanese government does not permit him to SWING. He also asked if I was impressed with his tight jeans that show off his 'bulges'."


Is the girl in middle married?
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Postby amdg » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:44 am

Jack wrote:Is the girl in middle married?


Who cares? seriously. (I mean unless you like the chubby, then it looks like she's engaged/maybe married)
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Tsuru » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:16 am

amdg wrote:Who cares? seriously. (I mean unless you like the chubby, then it looks like she's engaged/maybe married)
The one on the left is nice though... But I suspect that was Mulboyne's date that night ;)
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:54 am

Couldn't resist this one:

Takechanpoo wrote:Image


[SIZE="4"]After searching for 75 minutes, one of them thought they'd found it. But it was just another hair - slightly thicker than the rest.[/SIZE]

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Postby amdg » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:31 pm

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Image neutralized – because chicks love a cockatoo.

The Cockatiel (Nymphicus hollandicus, or 'blockatiel' colloq.) is a diminutive Cockatoo endemic to Australia and prized as a household pet.

The only members of their genus, Cockatiels are biologically classified as the smallest of the Cockatoo family. These sweet-tempered birds are valued throughout the world for their endearing behaviour of obscuring portions of photographic materials that might be considered obscene, prurient or otherwise in bad taste. The Blockatiel is a natural enemy of goatse.

The Cockatiel's distinctive erectile crest expresses the animal's state of being. The crest is dramatically vertical when the cockatiel is startled or excited, gently oblique in its neutral or relaxed state, and flattened close to the head when the animal is angry or defensive.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:54 am

[quote="kurohinge1"]Couldn't resist this one:



[SIZE="4"]After searching for 75 minutes, one of them thought they'd found it. But it was just another hair - slightly thicker than the rest.[/SIZE]

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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