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Postby omae mona » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:04 pm

Some strange alignment of the planets led to the following top four consecutive headlines on Japan Today.

  • Father arrested for getting 11-year-old son to break into apartment in Kitakyushu
  • Truck driver held after killing 11-year-old cyclist in Chiba
  • Man detained for molesting 11-year-old girl in Kawasaki
  • Woman leaps to her death from 11-story Tokyo apartment, injuring man below
It's also the first day of November. Hmm. Any predictions on the next news story?
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:11 pm

Any predictions on the next news story?


AO claims his dick is 11 inches long.

or

AO claims to be 6'11".
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:16 am

AssKissinger wrote:AO claims his dick is 11 inches long.

or

AO claims to be 6'11".


I'll give him the height, but come on.....
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:21 am

AssKissinger wrote:AO claims his dick is 11 inches long.

or

AO claims to be 6'11".


If he is that tall, I will not start in with the obvious metric system jokes. Or maybe 611 is his area code?
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:46 am

Iraira wrote:If he is that tall, I will not start in with the obvious metric system jokes. Or maybe 611 is his area code?


Close. 614.
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