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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:54 pm

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Robot goat feeds on gambler misfortune
pinktentacle.com, Nov. 02, 2007 ...
Unlucky gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo have a new way to ease their frustrations after botching a bet -- they can feed their losing tickets to a robotic goat. Edogawa Kyotei enlisted the help of the ticket-munching robo-goat...more...
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:12 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
Robot goat feeds on gambler misfortune
pinktentacle.com, Nov. 02, 2007 ...
Unlucky gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo have a new way to ease their frustrations after botching a bet -- they can feed their losing tickets to a robotic goat. Edogawa Kyotei enlisted the help of the ticket-munching robo-goat...more...


I live about a 10 minutes walk from Edogawa Kyotei, and just to show how interesting the area is, I am tempted to walk over and see the goat :cool:

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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:17 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
Robot goat feeds on gambler misfortune
pinktentacle.com, Nov. 02, 2007 ...
Unlucky gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo have a new way to ease their frustrations after botching a bet -- they can feed their losing tickets to a robotic goat. Edogawa Kyotei enlisted the help of the ticket-munching robo-goat...more...


I'm waiting for the Xmas line which comes I heard will come with sexy red stockings and a will bleat out "You've been a Baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy, haven't you? Baaaaaaaaaaaaad! Baaaaaaaaaaaad Boy!"
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:50 pm

Iraira wrote:I'm waiting for the Xmas line which comes I heard will come with sexy red stockings and a will bleat out "You've been a Baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy, haven't you? Baaaaaaaaaaaaad! Baaaaaaaaaaaad Boy!"


I'm curious how long before someone who's pissed about loses takes their frustration out on the goat, one way or another :D

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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:57 pm

ttjereth wrote:I'm curious how long before someone who's pissed about loses takes their frustration out on the goat, one way or another :D



Only a true heathen would take out their gambling frustrations on a mechanical goat. There are so many other lurid uses for a goat that I can envisage...it being Friday an all.
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:59 pm

Where are Mr. Booth's comments on this?
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:08 pm

Iraira wrote:Only a true heathen would take out their gambling frustrations on a mechanical goat. There are so many other lurid uses for a goat that I can envisage...it being Friday an all.


Have you ever been to Edogawa Kyoutei? The atmosphere might dampen your ardor. :p

Unless unwashed, sake smelling oyaji in gambling in sandles and their pajamas turns your on? :cool:

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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:16 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Where are Mr. Booth's comments on this?


I was just thinking about that!!!...well maybe visiting the goat!!:p
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:21 pm

succubusqueen wrote:I was just thinking about that!!!...well maybe visiting the goat!!:p


I, too, am waiting to hear a news bulletin about a mechanical goat being stolen by a someone "resembling a foreigner".
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:25 pm

ttjereth wrote:Have you ever been to Edogawa Kyoutei? The atmosphere might dampen your ardor. :p

Unless unwashed, sake smelling oyaji in gambling in sandles and their pajamas turns your on? :cool:


Been there...saw the sea of comb-overed hair and the stench of socks having been worn for 3days+. Ardor can be replaced quickly, provided the goat doesn't share the same series of smells as the patrons.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:26 pm

ttjereth wrote:Have you ever been to Edogawa Kyoutei? ...unwashed, sake smelling oyaji in gambling in sandles and their pajamas turns your on?


I spent 15 years commuting on the train past the Tokyo boat race course: The negative vibes coming off those drunk, sour losers was always enough to wake me from a dead sleep.:shake:
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:27 pm

Iraira wrote:I, too, am waiting to hear a news bulletin about a mechanical goat being stolen by a someone "resembling a foreigner".


Damn, Edogawa is a long way to run, especially carrying some heavy weight!
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:28 pm

gboothe wrote:Damn, Edogawa is a long way to run, especially carrying some heavy weight!
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You wouldn't go that extra mile for love, or at least for a fetish?:cool:
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:41 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I spent 15 years commuting on the train past the Tokyo boat race course: The negative vibes coming off those drunk, sour losers was always enough to wake me from a dead sleep.:shake:


Shinjuku line?

If you think commuting with them is fun, you should try living in the area. :D

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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:43 pm

Iraira wrote:Been there...saw the sea of comb-overed hair and the stench of socks having been worn for 3days+. Ardor can be replaced quickly, provided the goat doesn't share the same series of smells as the patrons.


It looks like it's covered with some kind of fake hair, so I'd hurry if I was you, I can't imagine it smelling nice for too long after being opened to the public there :p

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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:46 pm

ttjereth wrote:It looks like it's covered with some kind of fake hair, so I'd hurry if I was you, I can't imagine it smelling nice for too long after being opened to the public there :p


The hair will probably get all matted and dreadlocked together what with all the goat-lovers paying random visits and leaving a little somehing behind.
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Postby Greji » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:46 pm

Iraira wrote:The hair will probably get all matted and dreadlocked together what with all the goat-lovers paying random visits and leaving a little somehing behind.


Just "a little something"? I resent that remark!
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:07 am

gboothe wrote:Just "a little something"? I resent that remark!
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Would you feel better if it was a "bubbling mass of viscous syrupy red-hot man magma"?:ramen:
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Postby Greji » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:44 am

Iraira wrote:Would you feel better if it was a "bubbling mass of viscous syrupy red-hot man magma"?:ramen:


I love it when you talk sexy!
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:47 pm

gboothe wrote:I love it when you talk sexy!
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You flirt. Should we meet at the same bathroom as last time? Will (ex-)Congressman Craig be joining us again?
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Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:46 am

Goat mistreatment

Man accused of killing pet goats over beer
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WAUPACA, Wis. -- A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say.

Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon.

The complaint said Mischler came home Monday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused because she was already on her way home.

He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint. After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots.

"He shot both of them. He killed Flash, and the officer had to kill Chloe," the daughter, Megan Mischler, said. "I really don't understand why he shot them -- they didn't deserve it."

She said her father had been most angry about the mess the goats made, not the beer.

The family is now grieving the loss of the two goats, Megan Mischler said. "We took those goats swimming, we took them to Dairy Queen to get ice cream, they were completely leash-trained," she said, her voice trembling. "They were more than goats to us, they were more like a dog. And they didn't deserve this."

Mischler was released on $1,000 bond.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:15 am

Bucky wrote:Goat mistreatment


Somewhere, GBoothe is weeping........
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:57 pm

Iraira wrote:Somewhere, GBoothe is weeping........


I'm organizing a candlelight all night vigil tonight. Girls owning goats, or bringing beer will be admitted free.
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:28 am

gboothe wrote:Girls owning goats, or bringing beer will be admitted free.
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Shouldn't that be "girls bringing goats and beer". Don't think they would make it on their own. Though I think I know your pickup style now.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:04 am

What if women were like goats?
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:03 pm

American Oyaji wrote:What if women were like goats?


At my age, who am I to argue. Especially, if she brought beer.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:29 pm

American Oyaji wrote:What if women were like goats?


That would make the first date cheaper....empty tin cans are pretty cheap. Might not need to shave beforehand, either...I mean, she probably didn't.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:28 pm

Pastor killed by goat.
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=65804
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Postby Greji » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:06 am

Iraira wrote:Pastor killed by goat.
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=65804


Obviously self-defense!
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