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Postby Tommybar » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:55 pm

[quote="Takechanpoo"]
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Onani is a girl thing, not a guy thing. Although it is masturbation.
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Postby amdg » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:19 pm

Tommybar wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:Image
Onani is a girl thing, not a guy thing. Although it is masturbation.


Really? I always thought it was just taken from the English word and therefore could be used for both...

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Postby Tommybar » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:35 pm

I guess usually it is for females, but it has been used to refer to guys as well (according to the wife). But I have never heard it used that way...
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:00 pm

[quote="amdg"][quote="Tommybar"]

Really? I always thought it was just taken from the English word and therefore could be used for both...

Learn something new every day. Ta.

"And Onan knew that the seed should not be his]

You are right. Onanism is an English word, but I never connected it with the Biblical story before.
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Postby Jack » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:41 pm

At least he is very considerate: He is doing it with his right hand but grabs the remote with his left hand.
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Postby hundefar » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:29 pm

Tommybar wrote:I guess usually it is for females, but it has been used to refer to guys as well (according to the wife). But I have never heard it used that way...


I have heard used about male masturbation by Japanese people many times...and yes, I am the kind of person that talk about wanking a lot, if you were wondering.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:22 am

hundefar wrote:I have heard used about male masturbation by Japanese people many times...and yes, I am the kind of person that talk about wanking a lot, if you were wondering.

Isn't the male version simply called Masu?
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Postby hundefar » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:28 am

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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:27 am

hundefar wrote:...and yes, I am the kind of person that talk about wanking a lot, if you were wondering.


You just talk about it? Damn, if that's true, you better step aside and let a real pud puller in here to give you all a proper lecture on the true etiquette of wanking!
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Postby hundefar » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:37 am

gboothe wrote:You just talk about it? Damn, if that's true, you better step aside and let a real pud puller in here to give you all a proper lecture on the true etiquette of wanking!
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There's an etiquette? How does that go? "Try not to jizz in your own eyes"? Please do tell.
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Postby Tommybar » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:46 pm

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Survey: Japanese Sex Life Sucks, Unhappy

Postby L S » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:12 pm

This could explain the proclivity of J-guys wanking wherever...

From Durex's latest Global Sex Survey:

Masturbation
> 38 percent of Japanese masturbate weekly compared with a global average of 16 percent

Sexual Contentment
> Lovers in Belgium (57%) and Poland (56%) top the contentment chart, while theChinese (22%) and Japanese (24%) are the least happy
> 90 percent of Japanese said that their sex lives lack stimulation, compared to the global average of 50 percent

Frequency of Sex
> The Greeks top the league at 138 times a year, closely followed by the Croatians (134), Serbian Montenegrins (128 and the Bulgarians (127)
> Lovers in Japan are the least amorous, having sex just 45 times a year. Nations among the least sexually active include Singapore (73), India (75) and Indonesia (77)
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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:29 pm

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Postby Iraira » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:51 pm

Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:07 pm

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Postby Iraira » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:53 pm

[quote="Takechanpoo's mother who would say the following to Takechanpoo every night"]し]

and it's spelled...oh, forget it.
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