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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:45 am

First it was the Bukkake Banditand now....
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Semen allergy the seed of many problems
By Dr. Kunio Kitamura, special to the Mainichi, 2007nov10
...I recently received a letter that made me laugh...
''...I just don't seem to match with my husband's semen. Inside my vagina it's always itchy. And it gets even itchier if we have sex after my husband has been drinking. I've talked to several of my friends about this problem, and nobody else is going through anything like it. Is it possible our body fluids just don't get along together?"
The symptoms the woman described in her mail appear to be a case of semen allergy, an extremely rare affliction....Semen allergies can also affect more than just the genitals. A semen allergy can bring about the same reactions as hay fever, with coughing, sneezing, rashes all over the body and itchiness...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:14 am

There's no such problem with foreign seamen.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:27 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:First it was the Bukkake Banditand now....
:bukkake: :bukkake: :bukkake: :bukkake:

Semen allergy the seed of many problems
By Dr. Kunio Kitamura, special to the Mainichi, 2007nov10
...I recently received a letter that made me laugh...
''...I just don't seem to match with my husband's semen. Inside my vagina it's always itchy. And it gets even itchier if we have sex after my husband has been drinking. I've talked to several of my friends about this problem, and nobody else is going through anything like it. Is it possible our body fluids just don't get along together?"
The symptoms the woman described in her mail appear to be a case of semen allergy, an extremely rare affliction....Semen allergies can also affect more than just the genitals. A semen allergy can bring about the same reactions as hay fever, with coughing, sneezing, rashes all over the body and itchiness...


After the first Gulf War, there were cases where the wives of soldiers complained that their husbands semen burned.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:30 pm

There's no such problem with foreign seamen.

Yeh, but the local Navy is light on their heels.


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Postby Greji » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:26 pm

American Oyaji wrote:After the first Gulf War, there were cases where the wives of soldiers complained that their husbands semen burned.


Is that true AO? It sounds kinda hard to swallow!
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Postby Gelfling » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:57 am

It's really true. My friend left her boyfriend because of this. She said it didn't matter where the semen touched, it burned. It burned him too.
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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:09 pm

Gelfling wrote:It's really true. My friend left her boyfriend because of this. She said it didn't matter where the semen touched, it burned. It burned him too.


Penicillin will usually cure that!
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:03 pm

Gelfling wrote:It's really true. My friend left her boyfriend because of this. She said it didn't matter where the semen touched, it burned. It burned him too.



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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:13 pm

Gelfling wrote:It's really true. My friend left her boyfriend because of this. She said it didn't matter where the semen touched, it burned. It burned him too.


I suppose if the boyfriend and his semen were not in good shape, or out of condition......
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Postby Iraira » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:05 pm

gboothe wrote:I suppose if the boyfriend and his semen were not in good shape, or out of condition......
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:25 pm

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4155/is_20021231/ai_n12485216
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Postby omae mona » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:35 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:First it was the Bukkake Banditand now....
:bukkake: :bukkake: :bukkake: :bukkake:

Semen allergy the seed of many problems
By Dr. Kunio Kitamura, special to the Mainichi, 2007nov10

I wonder if Dr. K. is sometimes getting too personal and telling us more than we need to know. Today's personal anecdote:
Retrograde ejaculation giving new meaning to the term 'comeback'
By Dr. Kunio Kitamura, special to the Mainichi
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I remember when I was young, I experimented many times to see whether I could ejaculate and urinate at the same time, but I was never able to do it, and that was because of this valve system.
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