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How did that Steaming Turd get into my Glass of Wine

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How did that Steaming Turd get into my Glass of Wine

Postby Buraku » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:14 pm

Today's the third Thursday in November, which means the corks come out of the world's most overrated vino today.

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Beaujolais Nouveau has already touched down in Japan, where true wine fans aren't just drinking the stuff, their swimming in it

http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/11/15/104149/33/travel/Wine+Travel:+Soaking+in+Vino+in+Japan
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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:20 pm

I wonder if their body gets stained or dyed!!!

I like wine...but that is just simply ....ewwww
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Postby Buraku » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:41 pm

succubusqueen wrote:
I like wine...but that is just simply ....ewwww
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Have you tried canned wine ? Its some really nasty shit

http://www.rakuten.co.jp/dwi/441256/441279/702770/
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:39 am

Beaujolais Nouveau is only good for bathing in - it is total crap to drink.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:07 am

[SIZE="5"]How about some fish-flavored Beaujolais?[/SIZE]Image...
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Postby Greji » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:18 am

GomiGirl wrote:Beaujolais Nouveau is only good for bathing in - it is total crap to drink.


Those supposedly in the know, inform me that it is a very nice wine, but it must be consumed in a very short period after the grape matures. My guess on that is that they're talking about within 37 seconds. Longer than that, I'm with Gomi, it's great for washing the toe jam out of my socks.
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Postby dimwit » Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:50 pm

I dunno. I think it is a great way to wash down Happoshu.:D
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Postby Greji » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:55 pm

dimwit wrote:I dunno. I think it is a great way to wash down Happoshu.:D


If you drink both of those Dimmer, when you die they'll have to take your liver out with a crowbar. You should of PM'd some of us before you came to Tokyo, we'd have shown you the real rotgut places!
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:24 pm

Horrific (excuse for) wine. The funniest thing though is seeing it in shops months after it goes on sale! A glass of vinegar, anyone?
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