Chimps vs J-college Students: No surprises here...

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Chimps vs J-college Students: No surprises here...

Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:02 am

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Young chimp beats college students
AP via Yahoo News, December 3, 2007

Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in two tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

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"No one can imagine that chimpanzees -- young chimpanzees at the age of 5 -- have a better performance in a memory task than humans," [said researcher Tetsuro Matsuzawa of Kyoto University.]

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Makes you wonder if Matsuzawa-san has ever met a typical ":doh:" J-college student...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:41 pm

Obviously, these guys have not seen "The Planet of the Ape (shit)" :wink:
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:02 pm

What countries were the monkeys from? If they aren't ethnically related to indiginous J-monkies, then SCORE ONE FOR THE GAIJIN MONKEYS!
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