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Postby halfnip » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:42 am

Please say "hello" to our newest FG. :D

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She decided to come out a little bit early and had us all skirting out the door to make it to the hospital (and now I've got to REALLY get the house ready!), but she's healthy and that's all I can ask for. ;)
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Postby Blah Pete » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:49 am

Congradulations !!!!
That is a beautiful baby.
I am jealous though as she has more hair than me :confused:
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:52 am

Congrats! Your first?
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:56 am

Congratulations!

Now you get to spend the next two years encouraging her to stand up and talk...and the 18 after that trying to get her to sit down and be quiet! ;)
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Postby halfnip » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:06 pm

Haha.... Yes, our first.

I couldn't stop laughing when I was holding her for a while and then put her down---I noticed that she had a perfect imprint of the button on my shirt right smack on her face. :rofl:

I dread the day that she grows up and starts dating. 8O
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:50 pm

Congratulations halfnip (and Mrs halfnip)!! She's cute as a button. :p
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:56 pm

halfnip wrote:Haha.... Yes, our first.


Well, say good bye to life as you know it. My little girl turned two in September, and it's been an amazing ride so far.

Are you raising her in Japan? Two recommendations: 1) get baby wipes at Costco, and 2) with the money you save, avoid buying cheap diapers, they are more trouble than they are worth!
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:56 pm

Congrats!!

Now you've got 14 or so years to figure out how to smuggle in a shotgun for prospective Japanese Jr. High School boyfriends! ;)

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Postby gomichild » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:20 pm

Congratulations!!!! What an adorable baby.

No horror stories about early labour please.

*panics*

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:21 pm

Adhesive wrote:Well, say good bye to life as you know it. My little girl turned two in September, and it's been an amazing ride so far.

Mine just turned 8. The amazing ride certainly hasn't stopped (or even slowed down) so you have much to look forward to!

From her 7-5-3 ceremony earlier this year:
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:28 pm

halfnip,
You have an adorable baby there. Congratulations.

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Postby Adhesive » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:31 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Mine just turned 8. The amazing ride certainly hasn't stopped (or even slowed down) so you have much to look forward to!

From her 7-5-3 ceremony earlier this year:
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What a cutie....although, I think you may regret what you've started. I promised myself I wouldn't be one of those parents that shove pictures of their kids into people's faces, but now that I'm a dad I can never pass up the opportunity:


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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:39 pm

Adhesive wrote:What a cutie....although, I think you may regret what you've started. I promised myself I wouldn't be one of those parents that shove pictures of their kids into people's faces, but now that I'm a dad I can never pass up the opportunity:


Halfpon, Lurk and Bandaid, you guys do nice work. Those are some good looking kids.

I'd put up a photo of all of mine, except the board don't have the bandwidth to get em all posted!
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Postby Tommybar » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:09 pm

gboothe wrote:Halfpon, Lurk and Bandaid, you guys do nice work. Those are some good looking kids.

I'd put up a photo of all of mine, except the board don't have the bandwidth to get em all posted!
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Atleast put one up! Would love to see that a half goat would look like!

But on the serious side...beautiful kids! Been trying for 12 years without luck...maybe I'm poking the wrong hole...
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Postby halfnip » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:17 pm

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Postby halfnip » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:18 pm

Adhesive wrote:What a cutie....although, I think you may regret what you've started. I promised myself I wouldn't be one of those parents that shove pictures of their kids into people's faces, but now that I'm a dad I can never pass up the opportunity:


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Man... Another thing I dread---it's kind of hard to say "no" or get upset with those eyes staring at you, eh? :D
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:49 pm

halfnip wrote:Man... Another thing I dread---it's kind of hard to say "no" or get upset with those eyes staring at you, eh? :D


LOL. I'm pretty good at not giving-in when she's throwing a fit or pouting (which is rare, cause she's a good girl)...but when she approaches me with a big smile and asks for something sweetly, I can hardly ever say no. She already knows how to play me, I don't know what I'll do when she gets older.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:55 pm

Congratulations halfnip-san!

We have 2 daughters, so I can appreciate what you're going through.

It's all good.

Well done.

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Postby Tsuru » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:04 pm

Cool thread... kind of makes me wonder how our own haafu kids will turn out. Nice work ;)
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:11 pm

Tommybar wrote:Atleast put one up! Would love to see that a half goat would look like!


Well, he don't dance too well....
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for those of you with daughters

Postby james » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:11 pm

here's what you'll be lookin out for in 10 years give or take..

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:35 pm

Awww... what a fab thread.

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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:09 pm

This baby looks like pure mongoloid despite hafu
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Postby succubusqueen » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:24 pm

That is one cute baby!!!...She looks serious though!;)

Well all the kids looked really cute...except the half goat...nice dancer but...still somewhat disturbing!!:confused:
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Postby hundefar » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:05 pm

congrats halfnip!

and to the rest:AWWWWWWWWWW!
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Postby Charles » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:56 pm

Congratulations. Kids are so cute, they do the most amusing things.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:27 pm

Yeah, it's tough not to melt when your kid looks into your eyes...
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Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:54 am

. . . and then they grow up.

Bucky at
son #1 @ 22,
son #2 @ 18
and daughter #1 @ 15.

Driver licenses, proms and college.

Kids . . . an investment in your future
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Postby unkosando » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:09 am

Congratulations Halfnip!! She is very cute!!
I hope you don't plan to name here 3/4nip. It's not very PC you know.

We are expecting our first next month.

Have you decided on citizenship?



Bucky wrote:. . . and then they grow up.

Bucky at
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:36 am

Bucky wrote:. . . and then they grow up.

Bucky at
son #1 @ 22,
son #2 @ 18
and daughter #1 @ 15.

Driver licenses, proms and college.

Kids . . . an investment in your future


How about:
Son #1: 39
Son #2: 31
Dau #1: 30
Son #3: 26
Son #4: 22
Dau #2: 21

An investment in anyone's future, but mine!
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