Happy End of the World

[jingai]

The Mainichi just posted a photoessay on the Panawave cult. They warn of danger from electromagnetic waves emitted by communist guerillas, and of an earthquake that will kill everyone not living in a dome with them.

Here are the pics our white-clad saviours:

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/photospecials/0305/panawave/01.html

[DJEB]

What are they gonna do when we're all alive on the 16th?

[DJEB]

And why do they bother to wrap up the trees when the microwaves will stop when everyone dies nine days from now?

[jingai]

EVERYBODY's not going to die, of course! So long as you're in a special PANAWAVE(TM) constructed dome you'll be fine when the prophesied earthquake arrives and kills all the non-believers.

So to hedge your bets, it seems like a good time to join the Panawavers. Catch the wave! Wrap your trees, wrap yourself!

[gomichild]

*cancels all appointments after the 15th, postpones deadlines*

Damn we don't have any white sheets here - I wonder if blue is just as effective?

[Taro Toporific]

*cancels all appointments after the 15th, postpones deadlines*
Damn we don't have any white sheets here - I wonder if blue is just as effective?

Oh no! Get those white sheets now...


The issue is sealed
Via Antipope.org / May 06, 2003

Japan: A statement issued yesterday in the name of Panawave laboratory leader Yuko Chino confirms that they are, indeed, awaiting Planet X.

The statement, filled with strange jargon, said the, "approach of the Nibiru star will be delayed nearly a week from Monday and those who do not listen to this message will face death."

Nibiru is an alternative name for Planet X, which some believe will pass Earth on 15th May this year, causing the poles to shift and massive destruction...