Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 2

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:45 am

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Postby kamome » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:00 am

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Since the gaijin outnumber the nihonjin, I'll put this one here.

Is that dude on the left side in the middle actually black? I think they ran out of black actors after they hired their fifth and filled the sixth slot with some other FG dude hoping no one would notice.

EDIT: she's kind of a hottie but she looks incredibly skinny if you look closely.
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Postby Greji » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:35 pm

kamome wrote:Is that dude on the left side in the middle actually black? I think they ran out of black actors after they hired their fifth and filled the sixth slot with some other FG dude hoping no one would notice.

EDIT: she's kind of a hottie but she looks incredibly skinny if you look closely.


Hey, I can do an Al Jolson, call me quick before AO finds out she's available.
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Postby ttjereth » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:40 pm

kamome wrote:
EDIT: she's kind of a hottie but she looks incredibly skinny if you look closely.


http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%B2%99%E9%9B%AA
http://www.google.com/search?q=%E6%B2%99%E9%9B%AA&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images_back&ct=title
http://images.google.com/images?q=%E6%B2%99%E9%9B%AA&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

(google link is very very NSFW)

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:29 pm

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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:19 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:09 am




The guy standing up has a massive noggin.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:11 am

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Postby halfnip » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The guy standing up has a massive noggin.


Hey, I've seen those guys in Roppongi trying to get me in to 911. Haha.. ;)
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Postby 2triky » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:16 pm

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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:29 pm

2triky wrote:Image

That looks so painful!!....and somewhat funny!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:58 pm

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American actor and OMEGA-ambassador George Clooney assembles an Omega watch with the assistance of a Japanese watch craftsman at the Nicolas G. Hayek Center building in Tokyo's exclusive Ginza shopping district during an OMEGA-event, 30 July 2007 (From here)
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:35 pm

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Postby Tsuru » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:01 am

Mulboyne wrote:American actor and OMEGA-ambassador George Clooney assembles an Omega watch with the assistance of a Japanese watch craftsman at the Nicolas G. Hayek Center building in Tokyo's exclusive Ginza shopping district during an OMEGA-event, 30 July 2007 (From here)
He doesn't seem to wear the watch very well for an ambassador... I wonder if he even put it on himself :confused:
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Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:59 am

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Postby GuyJean » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:02 am

Is that a tamborine in his crotch?.. What an animal!

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:18 am

GuyJean wrote:Is that a tamborine in his crotch?.. What an animal!

GJ


Ahhh, is there in particular reason you are ogling his crotch?
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Postby jingai » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:13 pm

Ahhh, is there in particular reason you are ogling his crotch?
Perhaps he's missing an animal or tamborine?

Anyway, is the Captain's hello Kitty girl above somebody famous?
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Postby Captain Japan » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:40 pm

jingai wrote:Perhaps he's missing an animal or tamborine?

Anyway, is the Captain's hello Kitty girl above somebody famous?

Barry Bonds' former mistress, Kimberly Bell.
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Postby GuyJean » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:53 pm

gboothe wrote:Ahhh, is there in particular reason you are ogling his crotch?
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Ha! Made ya look..

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:09 am

Captain Japan wrote:Barry Bonds' former mistress, Kimberly Bell.


VERY funny. :p
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:26 pm

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Still of a Tokyo scene from new film Jumper
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:47 pm

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SouthBendTribune: Wedding illustrates couple's love for Japanese culture
He had me at konnichiwa. The Japanese culture always has played a large part in the relationship that Mike and I have. Neither of us is of Japanese heritage, but we feel close to the culture just the same. Each of us has studied Japanese and visited Japan multiple times. I also lived in Japan while attending Nanzan University in Nagoya. It was only natural, then, for Mike and me to want a wedding with a strong Japanese flavor...We had origami cranes on the floral arrangements hanging at the end of the pews, and as I walked up the aisle, I wore an uchikake, the traditional wedding kimono, over my Western wedding dress. In place of a veil, I wore traditional Japanese hair ornaments called kanzashi...more...
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Postby emperor » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:50 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Still of a Tokyo scene from new film Jumper

and the title track could be:
Where's me Jumper ?
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]According the trivia section: they offered Eminem the title role for this:confused:
He hasnt done much acting at all aside from that biopic '8 mile'.
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Postby 2triky » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:48 am

Sweet noggin.

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Postby Charles » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:51 am

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Postby 2triky » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:47 am

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Postby hundefar » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:47 am

2triky wrote:Image


Is that a Gaijin?
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Postby 2triky » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:49 am

hundefar wrote:Is that a Gaijin?


pictured in the lower left corner.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:24 pm

You can easily tell that he's a foreigner because he's not wearing geta.
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