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"George Clooney Made Me Steal"

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:09 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]The Asahi reports (Japanese) that Hino city police have arrested a gang of four middle school kids who have been on a mini crime spree of stealing cars and pickpocketing. Two of the kids ran away from home and went as far as Morioka and were caught near the Aomori ferry. One of the boys told police that he had watched a DVD of "Ocean's 11" this summer and thought the idea of having a gang of thieves was cool.

The Mainichi has an English report here although it says the epiphany came while watching "Ocean's 13" on the big screen.
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Postby amdg » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:15 pm

Hmm, a goodly portion of the coolness factor comes from getting away with it. No?
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Postby succubusqueen » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:47 pm

what a bunch of idiots!:lol:
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Postby Iraira » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:24 pm

Now, let's not be so hasty to judge these lads. I remember when my firends and I watched "Master of the Flying Guillotine". Afterwards, friend's dad had a bunch of metal shop stuff in the garage, so we got to working on our own Flying Guillotine......then, after a stint in Juvenile Detention, we realized that what we had done to Doug, Tom, and a few random deer that happened to be in range, was very very wrong.
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Postby succubusqueen » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:58 pm

Iraira wrote:Now, let's not be so hasty to judge these lads. I remember when my firends and I watched "Master of the Flying Guillotine". Afterwards, friend's dad had a bunch of metal shop stuff in the garage, so we got to working on our own Flying Guillotine......then, after a stint in Juvenile Detention, we realized that what we had done to Doug, Tom, and a few random deer that happened to be in range, was very very wrong.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can see you were quite the impressionable young lad...and a bit sadistic too!:cool:
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Postby Iraira » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:19 pm

succubusqueen wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can see you were quite the impressionable young lad...and a bit sadistic too!:cool:


A few dozen rounds of electroshock, a couple of lobotomies, and a few beatings from Nurse Rachett and I stand before you all, free of urges to commit the ultraviolence and I'm.....ummm....cured?

But, seriously, that was a good kung fu movie...the Indian dude with the expanding 2X4 arms gave me nightmares for a week.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:34 pm

Next it's going to be George Clooney made me gay or Richard Gere made me gerbil.
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:14 am

Iraira wrote:Now, let's not be so hasty to judge these lads. I remember when my firends and I watched "Master of the Flying Guillotine". Afterwards, friend's dad had a bunch of metal shop stuff in the garage, so we got to working on our own Flying Guillotine......then, after a stint in Juvenile Detention, we realized that what we had done to Doug, Tom, and a few random deer that happened to be in range, was very very wrong.


For a second there I was afraid you w ere going to into a story about your bris.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:46 am

ttjereth wrote:For a second there I was afraid you w ere going to into a story about your bris.
:poh:


Now, that you brought it up...............:p

kinda feels itchy today.....
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:05 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Next it's going to be George Clooney made me gay or Richard Gere made me gerbil.


Ahhh, Richard Gere uses gerbills?
hmmm....
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:02 pm

gboothe wrote:Ahhh, Richard Gere uses gerbills?
hmmm....
:cool:


Cindy Crawford is a gerbil.
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:47 pm

Iraira wrote:Cindy Crawford is a gerbil.


I suppose I could set YBF aside long enough to gerbil that!
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:40 pm

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