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Bring it on North Korea!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:39 pm

Japanese warship intercepts test missile

Japan successfully intercepted a ballistic missile in its first test launch of the US-developed SM-3 missile interceptor system from a warship in waters off Hawaii, reports said Tuesday.

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Japan in March deployed the first missile defence system of its own in the Tokyo area, one year ahead of schedule amid tense relations with North Korea, which also tested a nuclear bomb last year.


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Postby Behan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:00 pm

I wonder if people in power in North Korea were saying 'Oh f*ck, what are we gonna do now?'
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:37 pm

Behan wrote:I wonder if people in power in North Korea were saying 'Oh f*ck, what are we gonna do now?'


I'm sure the newscasters are bellowing something along the lines of, "As expected by the warmongering American-Japanese Empire, in response the the glorious, peaceful, and sucessful beyond all imagination nuclear test, singlehandly conceived, produced, and conducted by Dear Leader, have attempted to create a missle defense against the superior Kitachousen kim chi powered rocket. In a test where a man threw a simulated missle into the air, they were able to slightly disable the missle by throwing the kitchen sink at it. This in no way causes Dear Leader to worry, for he can throw the Tepodong 300 through an open window in the White House and the Diet without mussing his hair. The people rejoice."
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