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The Pope Tells Japan Of "the many gifts that immigrants bring"

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:35 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]ZENIT: "Other Nations Can Learn From the Witness to Peace"
...Last year the Church celebrated with great joy the five hundredth anniversary of the birth of Saint Francis Xavier, Apostle of Japan. I join you in giving thanks to God for the missionary work that he carried out in your land, and for the seeds of Christian faith that he planted at the time of Japan's first evangelization...Your task today is to seek new ways of bringing alive the message of Christ in the cultural setting of modern Japan. Even though Christians form only a small percentage of the population, the faith is a treasure that needs to be shared with the whole of Japanese society...Even in countries as highly developed as yours, many are discovering that economic success and advanced technology are not sufficient in themselves to bring fulfilment to the human heart...Through the practice of charity, in the family and in the community, they can be led towards "that encounter with God in Christ which awakens their love and opens their spirits to others". This is the great hope that Christians in Japan can offer their compatriots; it is not foreign to Japanese culture, but rather it reinforces and gives new impetus to all that is good and noble in the heritage of your beloved nation...Young people especially are at risk of being deceived by the glamour of modern secular culture. Yet, like all the greater and lesser hopes that appear on first sight to promise so much, this turns out to be a false hope - and tragically, disillusion not infrequently leads to depression and despair, even to suicide...The Lord's harvest in Japan is increasingly made up of people of diverse nationalities, to the extent that over half of the Catholic population is formed of immigrants. This provides an opportunity to enrich the life of the Church in your country and to experience the true catholicity of God's people. By taking steps to ensure that all are made to feel welcome in the Church, you can draw on the many gifts that the immigrants bring...Modern Japan has wholeheartedly chosen to engage with the wider world, and the Catholic Church, with its universal outreach, can make a valuable contribution to this process of ever greater openness to the international community...more...
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:42 pm

and the Japanese response to the above would be,

A) Doesn't he usually wear a suteki hat? Vuitton?
B) Suteki robe, probably stolen from Yasukuni.
C) What's a.....eto...a..Poh-pu?
D) A foreigner, print him and take his photo!
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Postby Jack » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:54 pm

Immigrants only bring crime and sleeze. Canada, the U.K., France used to be a great safe countries until all the immigrants showed up. Same would happen to Japan.
Okay, flame away.
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Postby succubusqueen » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:29 pm

Jack wrote:Immigrants only bring crime and sleeze. Canada, the U.K., France used to be a great safe countries until all the immigrants showed up. Same would happen to Japan.
Okay, flame away.


You are an immigrant...does that make you a criminal and sleeze?

On the other hand don't answer that...
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:29 pm

Jack wrote:Immigrants only bring crime and sleeze. Canada, the U.K., France used to be a great safe countries until all the immigrants showed up. Same would happen to Japan.
Okay, flame away.


I agree with you, Jack. In the case of N. America, the Native Americans, the Eskimos, the Inuit (sp?) got the shaft from the immigrant whitey who brought venereal diseases from fucking sheep.
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:32 pm

you can draw on the many gifts that the immigrants bring



Dammit! No one told me we were supposed to bring something. I feel like a dick now. Look just stall them while I run off down to the liquor store to get something.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:35 pm

amdg wrote:Dammit! No one told me we were supposed to bring something. I feel like a dick now. Look just stall them while I run off down to the liquor store to get something.


No, no, no, you misinterpreted the quote, "you can draw on the many gifts that the immigrants bring" means that with a pen you can make pretty pictures and stick figures on whatever an immigrant gives you. The Pope was trying to appeal to the first English lesson "This is a pen" that all Japanese receive thinking that it might strike a nostalgic cord.
So, in the future, when an immigrant gives you something, whip out a Marks-a-lot and doodle away!
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:42 pm

Iraira wrote:No, no, no, you misinterpreted the quote, "you can draw on the many gifts that the immigrants bring" means that with a pen you can make pretty pictures and stick figures on whatever an immigrant gives you.


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Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:44 pm

amdg wrote:Image


I agree with the sign. Think about this, you're at a party, and only one chick (the sign says "our woman") is willing to pull a train. If someone cuts in front of you, you get po'ed right, as that is like letting more people have a go at your woman, even before you get a chance at sloppy twelfths. If there was only one woman on Earth, you bet I'd be all paternalistic and overprotective of her.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:47 pm

I wholeheartedly welcome only female gaijins, especially caucasian ones.
J-authority should give them house to live, living expenses, tax reduction in the condition of marrying J-males.
No more male ones.
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:50 pm

Iraira wrote:I agree with the sign. Think about this, you're at a party, and only one chick (the sign says "our woman") is willing to pull a train. If someone cuts in front of you, you get po'ed right, as that is like letting more people have a go at your woman, even before you get a chance at sloppy twelfths. If there was only one woman on Earth, you bet I'd be all paternalistic and overprotective of her.


Are you talking about Noriko?
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:10 pm

amdg wrote:Are you talking about Noriko?


Noriko? Help me out here, is she the whore, the bitch, or the leader of the not so secret underground society "All Japanese girls hate blacks"?
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Postby amdg » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:18 pm

Noriko cannot be pidgeonholed by our crude categorization. Noriko defies estimation. Noriko is all things to all men. And none to some. Such is the mystery of Noriko.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:29 pm

amdg wrote:Noriko cannot be pidgeonholed by our crude categorization. Noriko defies estimation. Noriko is all things to all men. And none to some. Such is the mystery of Noriko.


Yo, man, this thread is about the high holy Pontiff's Winter Fashion Sale at 109, not the high holy black-hating Noriko's Winter KKK Fashion Sale (see her homepage at http://www.amarvinations.com). We will not stand for any blasphemy in here, unless it is from some 10 year old alterboy whom Father Molester can chastise later.


I am soooooooooooo going to hell........and I think I got wrong link....sorry...maybe Takechan can help out with the correct one.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:47 am

amdg wrote:Noriko



Is Iraira that black guy who can't get laid?

PS

Dear Pope

Fuck off

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Postby Neo-Rio » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:28 am

The only reason why Japanese women like gaijin men is because we don't treat our women like a piece of property that has to be tamed and controlled - unlike a lot of Japanese men.

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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:41 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Is Iraira that black guy who can't get laid?
AK


No, I'm a very pasty white guy and I don't have problems getting laid, and I won't take your comment to mean that you were offering to help me if I was thoroughly incapable of copulation....unless............
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:01 pm

Iraira wrote:I agree with you, Jack. In the case of N. America, the Native Americans, the Eskimos, the Inuit (sp?) got the shaft from the immigrant whitey who brought venereal diseases from fucking sheep.


Picky, picky, picky. Nobody's perfect!
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:04 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:The only reason why Japanese women like gaijin men is because we don't treat our women like a piece of property that has to be tamed and controlled - unlike a lot of Japanese men.

*ducks, runs*


Speak for yourself. I treat every other human being that way.

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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:16 pm

gboothe wrote:Picky, picky, picky. Nobody's perfect!
:cool:


I'm thinking of running for political office someday, and I want to put some distance between myself and the sheep I've sheared....but this in no way spoils our plans to attend and participate in the 2008 Ewe Fest Love-in.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:19 pm

Takechanpoo:
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:26 pm

Iraira wrote:I'm thinking of running for political office someday, and I want to put some distance between myself and the sheep I've sheared....but this in no way spoils our plans to attend and participate in the 2008 Ewe Fest Love-in.


I'd vote for you :nihonjin:

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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:03 pm

ttjereth wrote:I'd vote for you :nihonjin:


Cool, my campaign is in full swing. My motto: A bikini-clad J-girl in every pot and a bikini-clad goat in every bed.

or something to that effect.
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:33 pm

Iraira wrote:Cool, my campaign is in full swing. My motto: A bikini-clad J-girl in every pot and a bikini-clad goat in every bed.

or something to that effect.


Ahh, ya just got me vote!
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Postby Behan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:09 pm

:D This thread is really funny. I'm not saying this sarcastically, either. I'm typing it honestly.:D
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:14 pm

Iraira wrote:Cool, my campaign is in full swing. My motto: bikini-clad goat in every bed.

or something to that effect.



I want to see that!!:p
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:30 pm

succubusqueen wrote:I want to see that!!:p


I assume that you'd want a male goat that looks nothing like Takechan, right? Should he be wearing Bikini briefs, boxers, tighty whiteys, a fundoshi, or au naturale?
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:33 pm

How about a Leopard print thong?
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:39 pm

[quote="succubusqueen"]How about a Leopard print thong?
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Thanks, but it clashes with the pink lace duvet.
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