This is the bomb!

by **Mulboyne** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:10 pm

Welcome to FG. It would be downright odd if there wasn't something you didn't like about this board so it is good that you haven't let that stop you from joining in.

Look forward to seeing you around.

by **kusai Jijii** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:24 pm

Welcome people. It doesn't matter where you are living, if you are fucked in the head, you'll fit in just fine.
Bwahhahahaahaah!
:drool5:

by **Batsu_Girl** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:08 pm

Hello fucked Gaijins,

I've been reading the site for awhile but never actually bothered to register until now. I'll be in Japan next year so thought I should sign up to become part of the fucked community.

I doubt anyone will bother to read this but just thought I'd say a quick "hi" to ya'll anyway :wink4:

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:16 pm

Batsu_Girl wrote:.. thought I should sign up to become part of the fucked community...

Yes welcome to the fold of fucked...The first step to your recovery is admitting your fuckitudeness. :nihonjin:

by **Dragonette** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:54 am

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:21 am

Thanks for joining Dragonette, I think you've summed up the this place frighteningly well.

Stop by any time and feel free to give us your thoughts.

by **Greji** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:09 am

[quote="Dragonette"]Hi, Fellow FGs!

I've only been to Japan a few times, but I think I can qualify as a genuine fucked gaijin, both literally and figuratively, by virtue of my 27-year marriage to (due to a bad case of Yellow Fever) a real, imported, non-assimilated, ramen-guzzling &#26085]

Welcome aboard and I appreciate your attempt at being civil, but all the Yanks on the board fully realize that the word "rude" does not exist in the NY dialect of American English. It being a trait that originated in the Bronx, needs no verbal description.

by **ichigo partygirl** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:38 pm

Welcome Dragonette and Batsu_girl - females are seriously under-represented on this board so we welcome your arrival. Please feel free to also post in the Powder Room, reading its past threads could be amusing for you ^^

by **Greji** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:04 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:Welcome Dragonette and Batsu_girl - females are seriously under-represented on this board so we welcome your arrival. Please feel free to also post in the Powder Room, reading its past threads could be amusing for you ^^

Quite true; however, if you follow the posts, of Ichigo here and Gomigirl, also the lizard girl et al. You'll soon see why!
:cool:

by **ttjereth** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:51 pm

by **ttjereth** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:53 pm

Batsu_Girl wrote:Hello fucked Gaijins,

I've been reading the site for awhile but never actually bothered to register until now. I'll be in Japan next year so thought I should sign up to become part of the fucked community.

I doubt anyone will bother to read this but just thought I'd say a quick "hi" to ya'll anyway

Hello, welcome! What part of Japan are you heading to?

by **kusai Jijii** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:20 pm

Welcome Batsu Girl.
Don't worry about a thing. As long as you are mentally unstable, have a chronic drinking problem, or a fetish for goats, you will fit in just fine.
K.J.

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:38 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:Welcome Dragonette and Batsu_girl - females are seriously under-represented on this board so we welcome your arrival. Please feel free to also post in the Powder Room, reading its past threads could be amusing for you ^^

BTW the "Powder Room" is the infamous place where the FG "fillies" gather "to powder their noses" (as it used to be said of what goes on in a ladies room, in times past), as opposed to a place where people who snort powder meet.

Just thought I'd better clear that up.

by **gomichild** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:39 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]BTW the "Powder Room" is the infamous place where the FG "fillies" gather "to powder their noses" (as it used to be said of what goes on in a ladies room, in times past), as opposed to a place where people who snort powder meet.

Just thought I'd better clear that up.

]

Pfft like you would have any idea what goes on in there.

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:42 pm

gomichild wrote:
Pfft like you would have any idea what goes on in there.

In hindsight, "nags" would've been a better term than "fillies".

BTW will "junior" GC be condemned to the "powder room", or are you keeping that a surprise for "labour day"?

by **gomichild** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:42 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]

BTW will "junior" GC be condemned to the "powder room", or are you keeping that a surprise for "labour day"?

]

I don't even know myself yet! Might find out at the clinic tomorrow.

by **Dragonette** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:15 am

by **Greji** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:36 am

Dragonette wrote:NO WAY!
It originated in Brooklyn, my beloved borough of birth!
However, I believe that "pitbull-mean" may be Bronx-based.

Nope, that's Bedford-Stuyvesant. North of Fulton it is known as "meaner than a junkyard dog", a term we allowed NY'ers to import to NY from Chicago; however, we still require people from Flatbush to have a passport and visa when they travel to Chicago!

by **Dragonette** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:28 pm

Nope, that's Bedford-Stuyvesant.

Oh, Cool!
So yet another Brooklyn contribution to the world at large!

Chicago? Is that an actual place? I thought it was just the name of a B'way show... :oops:

by **GomiGirl** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:39 pm

Dragonette wrote:Chicago? Is that an actual place? I thought it was just the name of a B'way show...

:clap::clap:

Brilliant!! You are going to fit in fine around here my friend!!

:banana:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:38 pm

Dragonette wrote:It originated in Brooklyn, my beloved borough of birth!

by **uchimizu** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:06 am

Hi everybody,

I have been reading the forum for some time, but I just registered yesterday. I am a French guy who has been in and out of Japan for the last 10 years, mostly in the Kanto area.

As they say here "Yoroshiku onegaishimasu".

by **Greji** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:24 am

uchimizu wrote:been in and out of Japan

You'll fit in well. There's a lot of us that have been in and out of Japanese for sometime now.

Welcome aboard!
:cool:

by **ColinizeR** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:49 pm

Test post, to make sure everything is hunky dory

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:10 pm

We read you loud and clear. Welcome on board.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:47 pm

ColinizeR wrote:Test post, to make sure everything is hunky dory

Yep, everything isHoncho Dori!

by **ColinizeR** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:49 pm

Good, if I stick to Honcho Dori...I will never get lost...
or so the story goes I believe?
BTW, what does honcho mean in Japanese...? It isn't where the phrase 'head honcho' comes from is it....

by **Marked Trail** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:00 pm

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:07 am

by **ColinizeR** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:37 am

Thanks for that....a thoroughly detailed and quick response

do the modern Japanese military still use the same terms/system...or has it been restructured since those crazy days?

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