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Postby amdg » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:52 pm

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:02 pm


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Postby dimwit » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:10 pm

Of course if you leave them here, there is a chance they might meet up with Boothe.:D
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Postby amdg » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:14 pm

dimwit wrote:Of course if you leave them here, there is a chance they might meet up with Boothe.:D


Damn yeah, she never thought about that - Next book "Don't even let 'em leave the house".
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:34 am

amdg wrote:Damn yeah, she never thought about that - Next book "Don't even let 'em leave the house".
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Of course if you leave them here, there is a chance they might meet up with Boothe.




That's all right, I can pick em off at home on the nights of my panty and bra collection trips!
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Postby D-San » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:54 am

Noriko is a Whore anyway...
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:39 am

ya know, after reading BPYC's blog, I started re-evaluating why I'm still in the U.S. when I love Japan so much.
The reason I am here is gone. Why should I stay?

I feel the desire to return to Japan as Blackzilla and have my wicked way with the female population.

It could be the beer talking in my ear...but that IS how I feel sometimes.
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:41 am

A case of "the personal is the political".
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:46 am

American Oyaji wrote:I feel the desire to return to Japan as Blackzilla and have my wicked way with the female population.
It could be the beer talking in my ear...but that IS how I feel sometimes.


A) I've already done soiled much of the female (and I was pretty sure that it was female) population.
B) I thought you were in some "shouldn't dip the wick unless deep-rooted emotions (ie. marriage and the impending doom it brings) are in play" zone.

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Postby Charles » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:54 am

amdg wrote:Anyway, it gets a brief rundown over at Japanprobe]http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=3430[/url]

I just love how the guy at JapAnal Probe reviews a book he admits he can't read. It's more like a review of the chapter titles that someone translated for him.
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:47 pm

Iraira wrote:B) I thought you were in some "shouldn't dip the wick unless deep-rooted emotions (ie. marriage and the impending doom it brings) are in play" zone.


I can definitely see where the marriage factor might ruin a perfectly good relationship, but impending doom? That's seems like that much more reason to hit that baby a couple more times for the road! What's doom to worry about, if you're going to be 40 miles down the road when the lighting strikes!
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Postby Midwinter » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:38 pm

Charles wrote:I just love how the guy at JapAnal Probe reviews a book he admits he can't read. It's more like a review of the chapter titles that someone translated for him.


Ummm, did you just read the same piece I did? That was less of a review and more of an opinion piece.
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Postby amdg » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:15 pm

Midwinter wrote:Ummm, did you just read the same piece I did? That was less of a review and more of an opinion piece.


Well, like Charles says, you should probably (be able to) read it before giving either a review or an opinion. I don't usually judge a book by its cover...but... in this case I could make an exception.
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