Otaku Maid Services

[IkemenTommy]

And now the otaku dream finally coming true..
Maid Taxi

[Mulboyne]

New Maid Casino to open this week.

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[Mulboyne]

Maid karaoke "Cherry's"

[Mulboyne]

Maid souvenir shop "Maid Club". Canned bread etc etc.

[Kuang_Grade]

Maid PC...Comes in your choice of either black or white stockings.






http://www.akibablog.net/archives/2007/10/maid-pc-071013.html

mangled google translation
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.akibablog.net%2Farchives%2F2007%2F10%2Fmaid-pc-071013.html&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools

PC Case Made "M4125" the lower body mannequin + + NISO maid skirt and pipes will be set up for the corner set up in the Mini-ITX (small motherboard) motherboard slim-type optical 3.5-inch internal drive HDD3 units. And fliers (card?) Now, in later! Akiba PCs final form! ? , Which promises. The price is 35,800 yen.

[Taro Toporific]

And now the otaku dream finally coming true..
Maid Taxi

Imposter otaku put untimely end to maid taxis for disabled
Mainichi Japan, December 23, 2007 by Marvin Feltcher
Able-bodied charlatans pretending to be physically impaired have forced the premature end to an enormously popular taxi service staffed by hot women in maid outfits, according to Nikkan Gendai (12/19).
KEC Hire Hokuriku started the maid taxi for the disabled in the Ishikawa Prefectural capital of Kanazawa just three months ago, and was soon swamped with orders for its services, despite charging a hefty fee of 5,700 yen per hour and stipulating that it could only be used by the disabled....more...

[Behan]

It's a pity a few bad apples have to ruin it for us all!:(

[Taro Toporific]

It's a pity a few bad apples have to ruin it for us all!:(

Saaaa, there's always the old standby, the Christmas maid cafe.

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[Greji]

Saaaa, there's always the old standby, the Christmas maid cafe.

Wasn't that Mulby crouched over at the back table by the wall?

[Behan]

I don't understand the funtion or point of the floor unless those are mirrors.

[Mulboyne]

Pocchari ("Plump") Maid Cafe

[Greji]

Pocchari ("Plump") Maid Cafe

Mulby, that is YOUR maid cafe, not my maid cafe!

[Behan]

Saaaa, there's always the old standby, the Christmas maid cafe.

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Would this be a good place to use the word surreal[I]?[/I]

[succubusqueen]

I would use the word stupid and incredibly annoying!:rolleyes:

[GomiGirl]

What is with the fake Minnie Mouse voices? Annoying!!

[Taro Toporific]

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Mulby, that is YOUR maid cafe, not my maid cafe!

Oddly a couple of days before those beauties were posted,
I was going to post this one from the Christmas party of the Pocchari Maid Cafe.

[Behan]

She has really muscular thighs.

[Mulboyne]

Mari's blog mentions Hibaritei, a transvestite maid cafe. Japanese article here.

[Mulboyne]

I think I could do without this sort of thing in a Maid Cafe.

[Greji]

I think I could do without this sort of thing in a Maid Cafe.

If she was going to do me, she could play the cello for all I care!

[Mulboyne]

[Mulboyne]

Nanbu from the Tokyo Shock Boys visits Little BSD.

[Jack]

I think I could do without this sort of thing in a Maid Cafe.

I'd do her in an instant.

[2triky]

Maid Cafes Just Got Creepier: Mom Cafes



Those silly otaku are finally wishing they had met their moms. See? Never leaving your room does have implications.

They are finally putting down their Gundam model constructor kit. They are finally putting Street Fighter II down. Some of them are even facing that big yellow orb in the sky and huffing and puffing their way on over to “Mother Cafes,” a particularly maternal cafe; in Osaka with “older looking women” who are actually instructed to nag you about things… “Just to get the experience to be more accurate.”

“Takeshi-kun! You really need to pay for your visit this time.”
“But moooommmmm.”
“No, seriously, you actually have to pay for this.”
“Seriously?”

You’d think you could experience nagging from your actual mother, if you wanted to. So how in the world did this place come into existence?

Apparently, “Mother Cafe” was created because “there wasn’t really anywhere that had a library of over 10,000 different manga, and also allowed people with a bit of a maniac streak about them to pursue their hearts’ desire.” Maniac streak is right.

The Mother Cafe’s boss (for some reason I have the image of an angry, old, Norwegian woman) said that they staff their cafe with women who are capable of understanding worries people have and have experience dealing with people of all ages. They want it to be a kind of therapeutic cafe where customers feel at ease enough to open their hearts to the staff.

Well, I suppose if they open their wallets as well, that’s all that really matters…

I don’t know about you, but I’d be completely creeped out and on edge the entire time, especially if they were trying to act like my mom.

“Koichi, would you like to tell me how your grades are?”
“Hmmm, let me think. No.”

If a customer is lucky enough to find a “mother” that doesn’t completely terrify them, though (or nag you too much about being a loser), they can have that mother serve them every time they come for a visit, at no extra charge.

Can you imagine though? I wonder how many people ask their moms for money to go to a Mother’s cafe…

This sort of thing definitely wouldn’t fly in America, but I can kind of seeing it doing somewhat well in Japan. There’s a complicated relationship between children and the mother, which I’m not particularly willing to go deep into (right now). Still, the otaku culture has come up with some even stranger things, so putting a Mother’s Cafe past them would definitely be a mistake.

What do you think? Would you pay some older looking lady to nag you?

[IkemenTommy]

Maid Cafes Just Got Creepier: Mom Cafes

Catering exactly to your muthah-kon needs.

[2triky]

Catering exactly to your muthah-kon needs.

It was an inevitable development in the land of the weird.

[succubusqueen]

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ARGH!!...WTF!!....men that is not normal!:confused:

[IkemenTommy]

Maid Cafes Just Got Creepier: Mom Cafes



ARGH!!...WTF!!....men that is not normal!:confused:

You have not been in Japan long enough, my friend.

[succubusqueen]

You have not been in Japan long enough, my friend.

Its funny because the whole Maido thing....i think its pretty stupid...I mean, i have laughed my ass off with the "maido shows (jankenpon..)"...but this is way to stupid and creepy!..

[Greji]

]...but this is way to stupid and creepy!..

My favorite trail to debauchery...Have used it successfully on numerous occasions!