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Are you trying to tell us something here?
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by Greji » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:54 pm
Are you trying to tell us something here?
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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by succubusqueen » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:58 pm
gboothe wrote:Are you trying to tell us something here?
Well a friend gave me this link ..so I checked it out...I dont think it's scientific but still...
Just scroll down and check the statistics..
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by Iraira » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:18 pm
[quote="succubusqueen"]Well a friend gave me this link ..so I checked it out...I dont think it's scientific but still...
Just scroll down and check the statistics..]
Why are the s.e. bars for black and hispanic large compared to white and east asian? Sample size variation can really skew results, but as a white man...yeah...I'm in the superior penis race....maybe that will get me a bigger raise.
I'm at work now, and really don't feel like reading the whole thing when the bosses are milling about.
Just scroll down and check the statistics..]
Why are the s.e. bars for black and hispanic large compared to white and east asian? Sample size variation can really skew results, but as a white man...yeah...I'm in the superior penis race....maybe that will get me a bigger raise.
I'm at work now, and really don't feel like reading the whole thing when the bosses are milling about.
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by Iraira » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:18 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
"It tastes better once it's past the expiration date. Trust me."
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by Iraira » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:28 pm
hundefar wrote:..and they said I couldn't eat a whole bowl of semen using only hashi. HA!
There is no way to top that, you win.
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by halfnip » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:57 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
Yellow windbraker: Y3,800
Wooden chopsticks: Y0
Bowl of ramen: Y850
Picture of your friend after adding "special sauce": Priceless
[font="Verdana"][SIZE="1"]"This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG."
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by amdg » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:11 am
Doctor Stop wrote:
Noriko! You whore!!
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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by succubusqueen » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:46 am
amdg wrote:Noriko! You whore!!
The best one so far!!
You really made me crack up!:D
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by American Oyaji » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:47 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
No comment.
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by Behan » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:48 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
Emperor: Watch out for the glass!
Empress: Doh! Ouch!
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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by Iraira » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:13 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
"I just farted"
"Oh, that was a good one....I can you do it again?"
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:15 pm
Hey Michiko, look! That crazy bitch Noriko showed up for my birthday. Just smile and wave and she just might go away by herself before we have to call security.Doctor Stop wrote:
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by Iraira » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:18 pm
Note to self: Noriko is a bitch and she always wins.
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by American Oyaji » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:19 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:Hey Michiko, look! That bitch Noriko showed up for my birthday. Just smile and wave and she might go away before we have to call security.
OK, that one cracked me up! I did not even get to read the second sentence I laughed so hard.
So I guess Noriko is the new running joke around here.
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by Iraira » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:57 pm
American Oyaji wrote::bounce: OK, that one cracked me up! I did not even get to read the second sentence I laughed so hard.
So I guess Noriko is the new running joke around here.
Should one of us get in touch with Psycho and ask for Noriko's e-mail address? Her input as to why she dissed Psycho would be great. Granted her answer would be obvious, "He's a friggin' stalker."
Shit..his YouTube account has been suspended.....what to do?
Takechan, you got Psycho's e-mail addy/denwa bangou?
Takechanpoo:
;)"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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by Greji » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:37 pm
Iraira wrote:Should one of us get in touch with Psycho and ask for Noriko's e-mail address? Her input as to why she dissed Psycho would be great. Granted her answer would be obvious, "He's a friggin' stalker."
Shit..his YouTube account has been suspended.....what to do?
Takechan, you got Psycho's e-mail addy/denwa bangou?
Ya never know. It might've been Take in drag!
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by American Oyaji » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:25 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
Baka, ojiisan. I asked for a Christmas tree, not a shruberry!
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by Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:30 pm
"Irashai, irashai, ONE whale-cock each, omeeeh".
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by Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:35 pm
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by Doctor Stop » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:45 pm
Doctor Stop wrote:
This finger's been, no, this whole forearm's been in Noriko.
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by amdg » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:09 am
Doctor Stop wrote:
Step right up! step right up! I've got more crabs than Noriko's pajamas. No, not her kind of crabs, THIS kind of crabs.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Noriko you whore!
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by American Oyaji » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:00 am
This pic is begging for a caption.
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