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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:20 pm

First read the FG thread Prime Minister Abe GONE! about the sudden sayonara from office. Then ....

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Japan's Abe says diarrhoea ruined premiership
10 Jan 2008. TOKYO (AFP) -- Japan's former prime minister Shinzo Abe, once touted as the fresh young face who would usher in a new conservative era, has said he quit the post because of severe diarrhoea.
"I have come to think that, so as to gain understanding on why I resigned, I should make no secrets about my illness," Abe said...more...
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Postby alicia454 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:17 pm

Could not have happened to a nicer guy. Of course the diarrhoea
also referred to the stuff coming out of his mouth. :D

Serves him right for accepting a bribe from the criminal organization Accenture (renamed Arthur Andersen) which did the falsified books for Enron and Worldcom. Accenture bribed Abe and other government officials in order to allow them to collect bio-metric fingerprint data of foreigners in Japan, so that they can resell it to "interested parties".
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Postby hundefar » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:19 pm

alicia454 wrote: Accenture bribed Abe and other government officials in order to allow them to collect bio-metric fingerprint data of foreigners in Japan, so that they can resell it to "interested parties".


Do you have some info on this? Thanks.

edit: never mind, I found some myself.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:33 pm

Abe said his health deteriorated in late August, when his stomach was upset by local food during his tour of India, Malaysia and Indonesia.


Always gotta find a way to apply "the influence of foreigners" to the problems of Japan.:p
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Postby succubusqueen » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Iraira wrote:Always gotta find a way to apply "the influence of foreigners" to the problems of Japan.:p


Maybe he ate in Lotteria..and he doesnt want to admit it!:confused:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:13 am

succubusqueen wrote:Maybe he ate in Lotteria..and he doesnt want to admit it!:confused:

Lotteria is Korean.
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Postby Greji » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:55 am

Taro Toporific wrote:First read the FG thread Prime Minister Abe GONE! about the sudden sayonara from office.
Japan's Abe says diarrhoea ruined premiership


Wow! That's really the shits!
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Postby amerijin » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:00 am

Holy Shit!
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