Okay, there's a Mormon ward house down the street from us. Fookers. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago some J-chick walked into our house at about 8 PM and stood expectantly in the genkan. Sitting at the dining room table, I turned around and looked at her, and, after a few seconds of WTF? befuddlement, said, "Uh...hai?" She handed me a little piece of paper offering "free" English lessons at the Mormon church. She had thought our house was the goddamn church! I ushered her out and pointed her down the street.
-catone
-she was kinda hot, in a heavily warpainted way. At first I thought she was a "delivery health" gal. I warned her that sometimes the Mormon missionaries can get a little pushy. Should've invited her to watch "Orgazmo" with me.
| Hot Topics | |
|---|---|
Japan's Dark Night Of The Soul
35 posts
• Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2
by Catoneinutica » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:52 pm
"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it - 'cause we Japanese are talkin' progress!"
-
Catoneinutica - Posts: 1953
- Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:23 pm
by Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:38 pm
[floatl]
[/floatl]
[floatr]
[/floatr]
Dang, she ought to have known better---Normally shabby Japanese churches aren't as frenchy froufrou as your marble-encrusted genkan.
[/floatl]Catoneinutica wrote:... some J-chick walked into our house at about 8 PM and stood expectantly in the genkan. Sitting at the dining room table, I turned around and looked at her, and, after a few seconds of WTF? befuddlement, said, "Uh...hai?" She handed me a little piece of paper offering "free" English lessons at the Mormon church. She had thought our house was the goddamn church!
[floatr]
[/floatr]Dang, she ought to have known better---Normally shabby Japanese churches aren't as frenchy froufrou as your marble-encrusted genkan.
-
Taro Toporific - Posts: 10021532
- Images: 0
- Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:02 pm
by Catoneinutica » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:16 pm
Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]
[floatr]
Dang, she ought to have known better---Normally shabby Japanese churches aren't as frenchy froufrou as your marble-encrusted genkan.
You'd think the statues of Dionysus would've hit her with the cluebat. But that Frenchified trash is just warpaint too. The heart and soul of this house is Taro-Certified (tm) 2 x 6 construction.
-catone
-heh. Moron-i is going to sic the Danites on yo' ass for 'shopping him.
"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it - 'cause we Japanese are talkin' progress!"
-
Catoneinutica - Posts: 1953
- Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:23 pm
by ttjereth » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:20 pm
dimwit wrote:'English lessons' and 'free' are words that should never be used in the same sentence.
Shopping someone?:confused:
"photoshopping", I believe.
Ready made FG reply message below, copy, paste and fill in the blanks or select the appropriate items:
[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE][/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
[/color][/SIZE][/font]
-
ttjereth - Maezumo
- Posts: 1862
- Joined: Sat May 14, 2005 1:42 pm
- Location: Tokyo
35 posts
• Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2
Return to Another newbie reporter "discovers" Japan
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest