Eyelid Surgery In Reverse

[Mulboyne]

[floatr][/floatr]Fox: Model to Undergo Plastic Surgery to Make Eyes Look Japanese
A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant. Angela Bismarchi will lead her samba group in a contest at next month's Rio Carnival and is having the procedure to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil. It will be the 42nd time she has had plastic surgery and she is closing in on the world record of 47 held by American Cindy Jackson. The 36-year-old, whose passion for plastic surgery has made her a celebrity in Brazil, said: "I always was vain. And for carnival, you have to feel especially pretty." Bismarchi, who is 6 feet tall and promotes a lingerie collection, is married to a plastic surgeon -- he has operated on her 10 times. She first made the headlines in 2000, when police tried to arrest her after she paraded partly nude with the Brazilian flag painted on her body...more...

[Taro Toporific]

Angela Bismarchi will lead her samba group in a contest at next month's Rio Carnival and is having the procedure to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil.]

Yeah, r-r-r-ight.

[Mulboyne]

Is that her? Is that it?

[GuyJean]

Is that her? Is that it?

I think that's the 'before' shot.. That picture was in her 'Carnival' pictures on her site..

GJ

[Taro Toporific]

Is that her? Is that it?

AngelaBismarchi.com.br/carnaval.htm

[Mulboyne]

Preparations begin:

[omae mona]

Preparations begin:

Well, why even bother with the expensive surgery then? If she just holds that pose when she goes out in public, she can simultaneously look asian and say "fuck you" to everybody.

[Taro Toporific]

[floatl][/floatl]
AP - Sat Jan 26, 11:19 PM ET
Angela Bismarchi, 36, front, dances during the rehearsal of Porto da Pedra samba school at the Sambodrome in ...preparation for the samba parade, the highlight of Rio's five-day Carnival blowout next Feb. 2-5, includes her 42nd plastic surgery...In her latest surgery days before the parade, Bismarchi is having nylon wires implanted to give her eyes an oriental slant, in line with Porto da Pedra's theme this year: the centennial of Japanese immigration to Brazil.

Preparations begin:

[Typhoon]

Well, why even bother with the expensive surgery then? If she just holds that pose when she goes out in public, she can simultaneously look asian and say "fuck you" to everybody.

No need to hold it. That's what crazy glue is for.

[Jack]

No surgery would make her pretty. She is beyond redemption.

[Charles]

No surgery would make her pretty. She is beyond redemption.

Yeah right, and you'd kick her out of your bed:

[Jack]

:rolleyes:

Yeah right, and you'd kick her out of your bed:

I would in half of a nanosecond. That's such an easy decision that I could make it in my sleep.

[Greji]

:rolleyes:

Yeah right, and you'd kick her out of your bed:

She has to have the eye surgery first to qualify for the YBF fan club, but waivers are available!

[Samurai_Jerk]

I would in half of a nanosecond. That's such an easy decision that I could make it in my sleep.

That works out well, because the only time you'll ever have to make a decision about whether or not to sleep with a woman is in your dreams.

[Jack]

That works out well, because the only time you'll ever have to make a decision about whether or not to sleep with a woman is in your dreams.

SJ, I got you hooked buddy. You took the bate.

[American Oyaji]

A slam at Jack by SJ about women in a thread is nigh as predictable as was Chuck saying something bad about Australia when the topic came up.

[omae mona]

SJ, I got you hooked buddy. You took the bate.

Jack, seriously, your superior intellect needs a spelling checker.

[Jack]

Jack, seriously, your superior intellect needs a spelling checker.

Okay, "bait".

[Samurai_Jerk]

A slam at Jack by SJ about women in a thread is nigh as predictable as was Chuck saying something bad about Australia when the topic came up.

Full of shit as usual.