The Top Ten Stereotypes the Japanese Have of Foreigners.

by **andrijzip** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:46 am

Around a month ago, I posted a list titled The Top Ten Observations Foreigners Living in Japan Make About the Japanese. I've decided to examine the flip side, by listing ten stereotypes that the Japanese have of foreigners. Is this list 100% accurate in the sense that every single Japanese person holds these stereotypes? Of course not. These are simply stereotypes that I've noticed from talking to people (including my wife, Shinobu), watching TV, flipping through manga, etc. that seem to reside in the collective consciousness of the majority of Japanese. I should also add that the list is lacking in anything ugly or outright racist that doesn't need to be repeated. I hope you enjoy the list in the spirit it was intended.

The Top Ten Stereotypes the Japanese Have of Foreigners.

by **kusai Jijii** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:55 am

Very clever indeed. Thanks for the post.
KJ

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:21 am

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!

PS

by **Bucky** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:38 am

2. Foreigners are emotional outbursts just waiting to happen.

I guess because my J wife lives in the U.S. then she qualifies as a FG in the US. Then, YES, this applies to her. :cliff:

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:20 am

Haha I love it.

Every time I go to a small izakaya or ramen bar the owners just stare and smile watching me use the hashi, then congratulate me on being able to eat like a Japanese person haha! Love it

by **Iraira** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:02 am

Mr Doricar wrote:Haha I love it.

Every time I go to a small izakaya or ramen bar the owners just stare and smile watching me use the hashi, then congratulate me on being able to eat like a Japanese person haha! Love it

I qualify for the bus-sized schnozzola...proudly, I might add.

"You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but only rarely can you pick your friend's nose."
-some anonymous wise person somewhere

by **amdg** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:03 am

by **andrijzip** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:28 am

[quote="amdg"]9. Anyone who is not of Asian heritage is incapable of using chopsticks.

This needs changing –]

Why does this not surprise me at all?

I'm glad everyone has enjoyed the list so far.

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:51 am

andrijzip wrote:The Top Ten Stereotypes the Japanese Have of Foreigners.

Good show!

by **halfnip** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:02 pm

Greji wrote:Good show!

Greji, excuse me for sounding extremely femine, but that beagle is freakin' adorable. I had a beagle and every time the lil' bugger would go no.1 or no.2 all over my bed, he would give me those eyes and I'd forget what I was pissed off about... :cool:

by **Takechanpoo** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:47 pm

This observation is typically so-called "tatemae", not "honne".

Gaijin, or non-mongoloid foreigner have strong odor which is like mixed butter and vomit. Or Most of gaijins have bromhidrosis.

Most of gaijins are pig, or have a piggy hip.

Gaijin is hairy.

Gaijin emits thick smelly shits.

Mostly these "honne" observation aren't be talked in front of non-intimate gaijins.

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:03 pm

[quote="amdg"]9. Anyone who is not of Asian heritage is incapable of using chopsticks.

This needs changing –]

I've had a Chinese person exclaim to me that I used chopsticks well.

go figure.

BTW, that original post was fucking classic. It also surprised me that I was able to follow 95 percent of the language in the video considering that it was Osaka-ben.

by **Takechanpoo** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:16 pm

And "most of gaijins have HIV". Especially elderly Japanese believe so.

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:38 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Most of gaijins have bromhidrosis.

Stink foot?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

by **kusai Jijii** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:17 pm

Then, Take, there is of course, THE GAIJIN STEREOTYPE, the elephant in the room....

"Gaijin have [SIZE="7"]HUGE COCKS[/SIZE], unlike our pathetic Japanese little rice wands"

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:23 pm

Yes...brother KJ!!!!! HUGE COCKS is it my friend!!!!! Not the stinky, rice infested, cheese squirting ant eaters that I'm used to seeing at the beloved SENTO.

Rock on!!!!

PS

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:58 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:This observation is typically so-called "tatemae", not "honne".

Gaijin, or non-mongoloid foreigner have strong odor which is like mixed butter and vomit. Or Most of gaijins have bromhidrosis.

Most of gaijins are pig, or have a piggy hip.

Gaijin is hairy.

Gaijin emits thick smelly shits.

Mostly these "honne" observation aren't be talked in front of non-intimate gaijins.

Yup and the J-gals love it. BTW Take, ya getting any lately?
:bukkake:

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:02 pm

PINK-STEEL wrote:Yes...brother KJ!!!!! HUGE COCKS is it my friend!!!!! Not the stinky, rice infested, cheese squirting ant eaters that I'm used to seeing at the beloved SENTO.

Rock on!!!!

PS

PS, that is simply not true. If you are going to post an insult, at least be accurate. That should be "cheese squirting tiny ant eaters"! Right on for the rest of the post!
:cool:

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:12 pm

Greji wrote:PS, that is simply not true. If you are going to post an insult, at least be accurate. That should be "cheese squirting tiny ant eaters"! Right on for the rest of the post!

I still have lots to learn in the ways of the fuckedgaijin.

Teach me, G-man!!!

PS

by **Takechanpoo** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:32 pm

PINK-STEEL wrote:I still have lots to learn in the ways of the fuckedgaijin.

Teach me, Takechan!!!

PS

Read my blog and watch my channel in Youtube once a day from now on.

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:38 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Read my blog and watch my channel in Youtube once a day from now on.

Take-chan

The only thing I think you could ever possibly teach me is how to hold my own wine and cheese evening...if I had a dirty long piece of skin covering my rod that is!!!

Greji is da man!!! Take-chan is not only 女性恐怖症, but obviously 外人大根恐怖症！Am I wrong, or doesn't it pong?

PS

by **halfnip** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:56 pm

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:19 pm

halfnip wrote:Who is this PINK-STEEL dude, but I dig...

Don't sweat Take. It must be that time of month...

Thanks half-nip!

You dig brother? Right on!!! Who am I? Well, I'm a virgin on this site, as fucked up as anyone else on it, and willing to converge and diverge where possible and /or needed!!!

I admit I've started off with a few sparks, but hopefully it'll only get better!!!

PS

by **gomichild** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:45 pm

It always comes down to a dick measuring contest with you boys doesn't it.

:rolleyes:

by **Oradea** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:56 pm

gomichild wrote:It always comes down to a dick measuring contest with you boys doesn't it.

We could always switch it, and measure the pussys, thatd be fun!

by **Mr Doricar** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:04 pm

On a scale of

"Mouses ear" right the way up to "Wizards sleeve"

by **Oradea** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:06 pm

billiard table pockets?

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:12 pm

gomichild wrote:It always comes down to a dick measuring contest with you boys doesn't it.

Hey, when youse gots it, youse flaunts it!
:ninja2:

by **gomichild** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:55 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, when youse gots it, youse flaunts it!

Pfft nobody wants to see it regardless of how kawaii your avatar is.

by **PINK-STEEL** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:24 pm

gomichild wrote:Pfft nobody wants to see it regardless of how kawaii your avatar is.

Well...you've either got it, or you don't.

But don't lose hope..coz as they all size: "It ain't the size of the nail, it's the drive in the hammer!!"

Hope for Take-chan yet!!!

PS

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