The Top Ten Stereotypes the Japanese Have of Foreigners.

[Greji]

Pfft nobody wants to see it regardless of how kawaii your avatar is.

You know, I've noticed that lately, that's why I'm trying the cute avatar!

[kusai Jijii]

But don't lose hope..coz as they all say: "It ain't the size of the nail, it's the drive in the hammer!!"
PS

Or as we used to say as lads,

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."

having a relatively small cock, I always took solace in that one. And gee, its funny the things people will divulge on web sites, but I digress...

[Iraira]

Or as we used to say as lads,

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."

having a relatively small cock, I always took solace in that one. And gee, its funny the things people will divulge on web sites, but I digress...

take solace, no matter what you are bigger than Takechan. Have you looked into penis extension surgery? The technology has come a long way since John Wayne Bobbit made Frankenpenis....not to be confused with Frankenhooker, which also was a pretty terrible flick.

[dimwit]

Stink foot?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You've obviously forgotten Frank Zappa

Out through the night
An the whisperin breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases . . .

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(thats right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot

Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now its july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! stink foot! I aint lyin,
Can you rinse it off, dyou suppose?

[American Oyaji]

You've obviously forgotten Frank Zappa

*sigh*
Please don't live up to your name. Why do you THINK I posted the words:

Stink Foot and started rolling. The only other time I EVER heard the word bromidrosis was that album.

From the album Apostrophe. I own the album in multiple forms.
Stink Foot is the last of 9 tracks.

I aint forgotten SHIT sucka!:D

[dimwit]

*sigh*
Please don't live up to your name. Why do you THINK I posted the words:

Stink Foot and started rolling. The only other time I EVER heard the word bromidrosis was that album.

From the album Apostrophe. I own the album in multiple forms.
Stink Foot is the last of 9 tracks.

I aint forgotten SHIT sucka!:D

True, but it did get me a blatant excuse for posing the lyrics.

[American Oyaji]

True, but it did get me a blatant excuse for posing the lyrics.

Ahhh.
In that case:

WELL PLAYED, SIR!:nihonjin:

[DrP]

There's nothing I like better than to whip out a nice fatty of stink foot and empty the office. The only peace and quiet I get. The other 'simple joy' is to rip a big one on the packed Marunouchi while engaging a bit of chikan paradise. Ahhh yes, create the environment, and we will advantage taketh.

[DrP]

Oh -- forgot -- Dynamo Hum ... where's that dynamo comin from , I spent 40 hours and I aint gotta hum from that dy-na-mo! (Opening soon in a Kabukicho near you -- DY-NA-MO-HUM kabakura)

[andrijzip]

Then, Take, there is of course, THE GAIJIN STEREOTYPE, the elephant in the room....



"Gaijin have [SIZE="7"]HUGE COCKS[/SIZE], unlike our pathetic Japanese little rice wands"

I was going to put that on the list, but I thought that it might be too obvious...

[Greji]

I was going to put that on the list, but I thought that it might be too obvious...

Yeah, but whadda you mean "stereotype"? That would tend to mean it is not true!