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One-chanbara: The movie

Postby ttjereth » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:37 am

New Japanese movie coming out in April that I imagine will interest a few people here.

お姉チャンバラ

Based on the video game of the same name which is about girls in bikinis sword fighting:
http://www.onechanbara-movie.com/

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Starring

Otoguro Eri
Hashimoto Manami
Nakamura Chise

Sure to be a cinema classic in years to come... :p

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Postby ttjereth » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:37 am

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Postby dimwit » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:10 am

I'm only interested in women's prison movies.
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:03 pm

ttjereth wrote:Based on the video game of the same name which is about girls in bikinis sword fighting


You left out the zombies

Bikini clad women sword fighting = Good
Bikini clad women sword fighting zombies = Better
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:08 pm

dimwit wrote:I'm only interested in women's prison movies.


Meaning that turd cutter on Otoguro does nothing for you?
Hmmm....
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Postby Iraira » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:14 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:You left out the zombies

Bikini clad women sword fighting = Good
Bikini clad women sword fighting zombies = Better


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Bikini clad women sword fighting zombies who are also bikini clad women = Better
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:22 pm

For being such a lame pun, I can't help but like the name.
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:50 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:You left out the zombies

Bikini clad women sword fighting = Good
Bikini clad women sword fighting zombies = Better


Didn't know about the zombies.

I think there should be a law that hot asian women should have to wear bikini tops and cowboy hats in public...

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Postby Charles » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:06 am

ttjereth wrote:I think there should be a law that hot asian women should have to wear bikini tops and cowboy hats in public...

And a feather boa too.

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:20 am

There's a bar in Akasaka where cowboy hats and bikini tops are the staff uniform.
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:56 am

Mulboyne wrote:bikini tops are the staff uniform.

No bottoms?
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:49 pm

Mulboyne wrote:There's a bar in Akasaka where cowboy hats and bikini tops are the staff uniform.


I'm not sure if I could afford a bar in Akasaka, but thanks for the tip :(

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