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Postby ColinizeR » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:48 pm

Gaijin is a pretty general term....so I was curious as to where everybody who posts here is from? What type of Gaijin are you? (apart from clearly being F*cked)

Me, I was originally born in Esperance, Western Australia...but for 25 years have lived in Perth, Western Australia...and I am 29yo.

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Postby alienchu » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:58 pm

I'm originally from Detroit, Michigan. But have been in Okinawa since 1990
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:01 pm

"I'm the type of gaijin that your mommy warned you about........."

but bring her along, in case you get tired.:twisted:
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Postby amdg » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:03 pm

I'm the type of gaijin that made your mommy a mommy.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:06 pm

amdg wrote:I'm the type of gaijin that made your mommy a mommy.


Was that before or after her sex-change...I forgot to mention that I was adopted.
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:08 pm

Iraira wrote:Was that before or after her sex-change...I forgot to mention that I was adopted.


I even did him before the operation made her a she....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:10 pm

Greji wrote:I even did him before the operation made her a she....
:smoking:


For your b-day, I will buy you a new belt to start notching on.

"Notching on"....must dwell on that phrase as a higher concept for living.....
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Postby amdg » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:11 pm

Iraira wrote:Was that before or after her sex-change...I forgot to mention that I was adopted.


I forgot to mention I was talking about your biological mommy.
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Postby ColinizeR » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:14 pm

So you are all Americans then? yipes

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Postby gomichild » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:27 pm

ColinizeR wrote:So you are all Americans then? yipes

8O


No no no. Both of the Gomi Twins are Australian as well, quite a few of us actually.
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Postby ColinizeR » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:37 pm

;)

Sorry, I sall them 'Yo Mama' jokes and leapt to conclusions

It was like an avalanche of family insults..............
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:02 pm

amdg wrote:I forgot to mention I was talking about your biological mommy.


You mean Rosie O'Donnell? Wow, you dove in there? Musta been like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute into the Pacific Ocean.
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Postby amdg » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:15 pm

Iraira wrote:You mean Rosie O'Donnell? Wow, you dove in there? Musta been like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute into the Pacific Ocean.


Two words - beer goggles. ;-)

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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:41 pm

ColinizeR wrote:So you are all Americans then? yipes

I'm a Canuck. I think amdg is a Kiwi.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:43 pm

[quote="amdg"]Two words - beer goggles. ]

I will provided that I'm placed in a lovely financial position in the last will and testamnet, dad. Always wanted to meet my biologicals, especially if they are loaded and have bad tickers.....more tonkatsu, dad?
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:52 pm

FG Lurker wrote:I'm a Canuck. I think amdg is a Kiwi.


Don't Kiwis wear kilts?
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:45 pm

British, da-arling...*sips martini*

Oh, the days of the raj...
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Postby Oradea » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:06 pm

Greji wrote:Don't Kiwis wear kilts?
:p


Im from Scotland, the Kilt wearing would be us.
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:40 pm

Oradea wrote:Im from Scotland, the Kilt wearing would be us.


But I hear you both like sheep ;)

I'm from Philadelphia, PA, USA.

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Postby canman » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:54 pm

If I'm not mistaken. Lurker, Dimwit, James and myself. James and I hail from very close to each other, the center of the universe, and also the least polite city according to Readers Digest, Ottawa!!!!
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:05 pm

canman wrote:If I'm not mistaken. Lurker, Dimwit, James and myself. James and I hail from very close to each other, the center of the universe, and also the least polite city according to Readers Digest, Ottawa!!!!


You're forgetting that other guy who's wife called the cops on him and who plans on divorcing her by telling her parents that he got his mistress pregnant...
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Postby Oradea » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:09 pm

[quote="ttjereth"]But I hear you both like sheep ]

Yeah, I picked up that particular habit when I lived in Philly too. Dont let Greji find out, its only a short step from sheep to goats.
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Postby Blah Pete » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:44 pm

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Oradea wrote:Yeah, I picked up that particular habit when I lived in Philly too. Dont let Greji find out, its only a short step from sheep to goats.

You don't even have to take the step anymore as zee Germans have bred a goat/sheep combo:

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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:45 pm

Oradea wrote:Yeah, I picked up that particular habit when I lived in Philly too. Dont let Greji find out, its only a short step from sheep to goats.


That's why one should wear kilts on formal occasions, sheep can hear zippers!
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:51 pm

Greji wrote:That's why one should wear kilts on formal occasions, sheep can hear zippers!

Don't forget your velcro gloves!
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:52 pm

ttjereth wrote:You're forgetting that other guy who's wife called the cops on him and who plans on divorcing her by telling her parents that he got his mistress pregnant...

I'm hoping that by now he's had his citizenship revoked. ;)
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:54 pm

canman wrote:If I'm not mistaken. Lurker, Dimwit, James and myself. James and I hail from very close to each other, the center of the universe, and also the least polite city according to Readers Digest, Ottawa!!!!

Aquamarine's a Canuck too.
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Postby james » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:37 pm

canman wrote:James and I hail from very close to each other, the center of the universe, and also the least polite city according to Readers Digest, Ottawa!!!!


indeed we do! which part of ottawa are you from, canman?
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:38 pm

Oradea wrote:Im from Scotland, the Kilt wearing would be us.


Go nay no....surely you're getting confused with Welshmen...
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Postby Jack » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:05 am

I've always hoped to be from Tokyo.
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