If it wasnt for America, Who would we crap on?

[Oradea]

In this world of ours, if it wasnt for America, Who would we turn on to blame all our ills?

[Tsuru]

France.

[Buraku]

Russia
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7b3be09b7
or the British
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Cu9187tCY

Chinese are definite contenders
but they haven't pissed in everyone's backyard....yet. and they're also non-caucasian so you can't blame them for middle east empires, african slavery, racial superiority etc

[emperor]

Right now a lot of the world is united in a generally negative opinion of the US, but if the US didnt exist or hadnt been doing what it did over the last 150 years: I think the world would be hypothetically fragmented in its distain against numerous countries. eg china, korea, philaphines & a hand full of other SE asian countries would probably just dislike Japan. African countires wouldnt be fond of France, Britain & Belgium. & Latin america might hold a grudge against Spain'n'Portugal.

...and Ireland would resent the Netherlands for having legalised pot while we had our shit turned black by addictive black liquid

[Charles]

While I am sure everyone knows what nation I would pick, I will not choose them. They have done nothing of consequence.

I will pick the Italians. It's about time someone picked on them. I mean, seriously, even going back to Roman times, that whole idea of Civilization, what a bad idea.

[prolly]

no u.s. = welcome to the dark ages.

[Iraira]

Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia would bear the brunt of the world's policing responsibilities if the Minnesota Vikings never found America.

[emperor]

..Europeans would hate how serious and elitist German-Germans are (as opposed to non-German Europeans), but love the delicious schnitzels and weissebier they gave us after winning WW2..

...why dont we have any smilies with toothbrush moustaches?

[Catoneinutica]

Can't believe no one has mentioned the OPEC countries, especially the wife-beating, slave-owning Saudis.

As for England,

"97 As they face theyr fynal curtan

98 Of Englande folk, one thynge is certan:

99 Dying by theyr own thousande cuts,

100 The Englande folk are folking nuts."


From Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/02/heere-bigynneth.html

[Takechanpoo]

Japan doesent need Uncle Sam or the other master any more. We get back to elegant isolation like edo era.

[james]

Japan doesent need Uncle Sam or the other master any more. We get back to elegant isolation like edo era.

i hope you look forward to learning chinese very soon..

was going to say if not you, then your children, but that idea rather stretches credulity.

[Greji]

Japan doesent need Uncle Sam or the other master any more. We get back to elegant isolation like edo era.

Love it! Will you handle the honeybucket concession?

You are having food problems now. Over 50 and close to 60 percent of your food products are imported and you want to isolate?

[ColinizeR]

Plenty of people in the world got crapped on!

From some of the history I have read.......it seems the Jews were shat upon pretty severely it seems.....even in the Bible...

but now they are doing their own dumping on other peoples....

The world should fall under one Government if humans are to ever really get off the planet....and evolve...but

I sincerely doubt this will happen...

[Tsuru]

..Europeans would hate how serious and elitist German-Germans are (as opposed to non-German Europeans), but love the delicious schnitzels and weissebier they gave us after winning WW2..

...why dont we have any smilies with toothbrush moustaches?

As much as I like Germans and Germany what I think you mean is actually Soviet Russia. There wouldn't have been a Western Europe if it wasn't for the US and Canada.

[IkemenTommy]

Canada..
(someone had to say it first)

[james]

and you want to isolate?

sure he does! take is the result of several generations of selected inbreeding.

[amdg]

As much as I like Germans and Germany what I think you mean is actually Soviet Russia. There wouldn't have been a Western Europe if it wasn't for the US and Canada.

And there wouldn't have been a US and Canada, if not for Western Europe...

[Iraira]

And there wouldn't have been a US and Canada, if not for Western Europe...

And if the aliens had not seeded the planet with the souls of the tormented ex-whatevers, there would be no Scientology or Tom Cruise....damn aliens.

[Takechanpoo]

Love it! Will you handle the honeybucket concession?

You are having food problems now. Over 50 and close to 60 percent of your food products are imported and you want to isolate?

Dont worry. Japan will raise the degree of self-sufficiency to use abandoned fields.

And J-nationals choose to be controled by Martian than Chinese.

[Oradea]

Dont worry. Japan will raise the degree of self-sufficiency to use abandoned fields.

And J-nationals choose to be controled by Martian than Chinese.

Thats right, because the Chinese will ask nicely..........

[Catoneinutica]

Japan doesent need Uncle Sam or the other master any more. We get back to elegant isolation like edo era.

Uncle Sam is still Japan's single best customer. Without exports, Japan's economy would shrivel up like turd in the desert sun.

North Korea is practicing elegant isolation. Ask the millions of dead there from famine how it's working out.

[Iraira]

Maybe Japan should vote on this.

J-males would cast votes regarding, "Should all non-Japanese females be forced to leave Japan?"
J-females would cast votes regarding, "Should all non-Japanese males be forced to leave Japan?"

This is the 21st Century, so gotta include the gay Japanese, and let them vote for whether their sexually desired gender gets the boot?

Japan has goats and clearly....very clearly, A LOT OF SHEEP (both bipedal and quadrapedal....bipedals outnumber quadrapedals)...they should get to vote as to whether gaijin should be evicted.

[Uhhuh35]

Wow! I'm really surprised that there aren't more people saying "Without the USA the world would be a shining utopia filled with happy people experiencing never ending joy."
But I'm certain people would find another country to "crap on" in America's absence. It's human nature I guess.

The world should fall under one Government if humans are to ever really get off the planet....and evolve...but I sincerely doubt this will happen...

And who would you pick as leader in this "One World Government?".
Not pickin' a fight, just askin'.

[kamome]

And J-nationals choose to be controled by Martian than Chinese.

I think Take wants to get anally probed.

[ColinizeR]

To lead the New World Order, there would not be one leader but a group of leaders....maybe a panel of experts in the field of ...erm.... something....
Unfortunately democracy would be forbidden, as most people consistently make the wrong choice ;-P

Or the leader could possibly be the miraculous person who could unify the world into one cohesive planet .........should such a person ever exist...

[Charles]

[quote="ColinizeR"]To lead the New World Order, there would not be one leader but a group of leaders....maybe a panel of experts in the field of ...erm.... something....
Unfortunately democracy would be forbidden, as most people consistently make the wrong choice ]
I know a conspiracy freak who swears that the world is secretly being run by the Société Générale de Belgique.

[Greji]

I think Take wants to get anally probed.

I can help him out. I'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing!

[Greji]

[quote="Charles"]I know a conspiracy freak who swears that the world is secretly being run by the Socié]

I'm surprised a man of your diverse background didn't know that Charles! They are referred to by their acronym: U.N.C.L.E.

[emperor]

I can help him out. I'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing!

..."I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"...

[succubusqueen]

Although I'm not american....I dont like the anti-american ideas I hear every now and then. I think it reaches really stupid levels....a lot of people like to judge from the biased news that they see on tv. Let's say from Enron to the Katrina disaster...a lot of people mocked the way the goverment did things...they laughed and bragged about it. To be honest...I wonder what they would do if a disaster of that magnitude would strike in their countries.

For instance..when it comes to Latin America we hear all this "anti-yankee".."yankee go home shit". But in the end Latin America asks for help (dont get me wrong..Im still latino)...it seems that we like to bash americans but we still listen to american music, love fast food, and love a lot of things americans do for fun. In that sense we are very similar to japanese.

I understand some people's opinion..but still pisses me off that in spite of the fact that we enjoy a lot of american stuff...we like to bash or mostly categorize all americans as rednecks. Which I do not find fair, just as much as I dont like the beaner nickname..