Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 2

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:39 pm

ttjereth wrote:ELSEWHERE ON KPHO.COM: A Tempe police officer posted explicit images of his ex-girlfriend for sale on eBay after she refused to have sex with him, court documents show. CLICK HERE for details.


The artricle states, "According to court paperwork, Baumgarth sent the woman more than 115 text messages between Jan. 3 and Jan. 28".

1) That's less than 5 a day, which is less than the ping pong cell phone messaging I do with some friends and the gf.
2) It ain't even close to the two recent phone freaks in J-land who called the cops several hundred...maybe several thousand times and screamed, "Shut Up" before he hung up, or the guy who called NTT several hundred times.

America has completely lost its edge.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:42 pm

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Patrick Macias has picked up on some of the shots used to advertise the Buffalo Bobs brand.
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Postby canman » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:50 pm

What is on the guy's upper lip? That is just a weird picture. Although I do like what the girl on the left is offering, and I don't mean what is in her hands.
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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:34 pm

canman wrote:What is on the guy's upper lip?

Crabs?
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:18 pm

canman wrote:What is on the guy's upper lip? That is just a weird picture. Although I do like what the girl on the left is offering, and I don't mean what is in her hands.
Never underestimate the power of velvet gloves. ;)
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Postby kusai Jijii » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:36 pm

canman wrote:What is on the guy's upper lip? .



Fucked if I know. But the titties on the bitch on left look good to go. Just thinking out aloud... Sorry.:banana:
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Postby PINK-STEEL » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:44 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:Fucked if I know. But the titties on the bitch on left look good to go. Just thinking out aloud... Sorry.:banana:

I like the way you think aloud there KJ...differently built for comfortable and would need a good shaken (that's 車検 or 振るう...depending on how you wanna read into it..hehe)!!!

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:00 pm

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Postby Guy Incognito » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:52 pm

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Fuck that place is dehumanizing! Its a wonder they don't shove a thermometer up your bot...
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Postby Buraku » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:23 am

check this person trying to eat

http://video.ask.jp/watch.do?v=ca60b007-ed88-4e4f-97b1-0bd6891d92ef
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:54 am

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Seth Greisinger of the Yomiuri Giants joins in with local school activities during a training camp in Miyazaki. Good to see the old "bread or rice" question still in play.
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Postby 2triky » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:25 am

Random Gaijin Mugshot of the day

'Crow' actress arrested on shoplifting suspicion

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bai Ling's good looks and eccentric outfits have frequently put her picture in celebrity magazines, but that doesn't mean she can take the magazines for free.

Bai Ling, seen here in a booking photo, was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport.

The Chinese actress was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of shoplifting two celebrity magazines and two packets of batteries at Los Angeles International Airport. The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport's police department.

The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said. She was booked for investigation of misdemeanor shoplifting and released after agreeing to appear in court on March 5.

An e-mail message seeking comment sent to Ling's agent on Thursday was not immediately returned.

Ling has appeared in such films as "The Crow" and "Anna and the King" and in the TV series "Lost."

The day of her arrest, she posted a message on her blog with a photo of herself at the airport waiting for a delayed flight. She made no mention of her arrest, instead wondering whether people were "rushing in the cold wind to work" after the Chinese New Year.

"Life is a sad song sometime but still sings the beauty for their loved ones," she wrote.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am

Did she have eyelid surgery or something?
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Postby 2triky » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:32 am

Tsuru wrote:Did she have eyelid surgery or something?


I don't know but I was a bit shocked when I saw the picture b/c it doesn't look like her, or at least how I remember seeing her.
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Postby succubusqueen » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:08 am

That's embarrasing...for shoplifting 2 mags...sheesshhh:confused:
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Postby 2triky » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:40 am

succubusqueen wrote:That's embarrasing...for shoplifting 2 mags...sheesshhh:confused:


Seriously. She must be extremely wealthy so we all know it wasn't for lack of money. All that hassle for $16 worth of merchandise. Bizarre.
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Postby Buraku » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:39 am

2triky wrote:I don't know but I was a bit shocked when I saw the picture b/c it doesn't look like her, or at least how I remember seeing her.


Throw her name into a search engine and you'll come up with about a zillion upskirts/nippleslips
I think she's been permanently stoned/drunk for the past 10 yrs

typical NSFW material
http://www.vipflesh.com/bai-ling-nipple-slip/
http://sorryigotdrunk.com/archives/2006/08/bai_ling_still.php
http://www.sillyhooker.com/nipple-slips/bai-ling-exposes-her-nipple
"What starlet seems to have forgotten her pants??? CLICK HERE to find out! P.S. It's not Britney for once. It's Bai Ling! The "actress" was on a cruise recently and we're told she got so drunk in the ship's club that she was kicked out!!! Priceless. What starlet seems to have forgotten her pants??? "


http://dlisted.com/node/23600
"Bai posted a message on her website while she was in the airport"
"Delayed the flight, [wandering] again in the airport like a ghost, why can't I just be the sun smile? Life is a sad song sometime but still sings the beauty for their loved ones..."
"Huh? That's like the kind of shit they say in the Final Fantasy video game "
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:59 pm

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Urkel Does Japan!

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Postby amdg » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:16 pm

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Postby Tsuru » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:19 am

You whore!
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."

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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:51 am

Bai Ling was supposed to be in Star Wars Episode II, but got left on the cutting room floor. So she parlayed that into a Playboy layout.

I had it, but it wasn't that good.
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Postby Greji » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:31 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I had it, but it wasn't that good.


Too small, I couldn't get it in!
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Postby halfnip » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:36 pm

TennoChinko wrote:Image


For some reason, I have the sudden urge for a raspberry blue ICEE. :eeh:
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Postby Torimaro » Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:52 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:09 am

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Princess Diana slips on a long-sleeved kimono that she received as a gift in Kyoto during a trip in 1986.
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Postby Buraku » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:46 am

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we are japanese if you please.

Postby Visitor K » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:53 am

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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:36 am


The word doesn't even sound insulting....:rolleyes:
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Postby Buraku » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:51 am

try this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQmNayAI4M
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