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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:34 pm

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Putin congratulates N.K. leader on birthday
SEOUL, Feb. 16 (Yonhap) --Russian President Vladimir Putin sent a congratulatory birthday message to North Korean leader Kim Jong-il Saturday along with his hopes for closer ties...more...

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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:21 pm

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The great leader video gave me an erection!
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Postby xenomorph42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:26 pm

Don`t you love great propaganda?!:p
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:08 pm

Greji wrote:The great leader video gave me an erection!
:cool:
Is there anything that doesn't give you a hard-on?
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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:19 am

Tsuru wrote:Is there anything that doesn't give you a hard-on?


Maybe not having the chance to be involved in a nice scandal like Edison Chen! That is certainly a downer!
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Postby Iraira » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:15 am

Greji wrote:Maybe not having the chance to be involved in a nice scandal like Edison Chen! That is certainly a downer!
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You didn't videotape you and that girl that was sitting across from us at Excelsior Cafe last week? I'm disappointed.
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Postby SovietSupreme » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:00 am

Happy Birthday from your good friend, Soviet Supreme.

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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:08 pm

Iraira wrote:You didn't videotape you and that girl that was sitting across from us at Excelsior Cafe last week? I'm disappointed.


I did, but it was on my keitai and it shall remain a secret forever, or until tomorrow, whichever comes first!
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Postby Iraira » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:13 pm

I guess Kim got a great b-day present with the NKor vs. Japan soccer game ending in a tie. I watched the first half, hoping for some pent-up aggression spilling into a fight, then switched over to the NBA slam dunk contest on BS-1. Watched Catwoman with the sound off. I'm deathly allergic to cats, but Halle Berry is a different story.
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Postby Behan » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:32 pm

Iraira wrote:Watched Catwoman with the sound off. I'm deathly allergic to cats, but Halle Berry is a different story.


I laughed reading this as I saw your avatar. Substitue a cat for the dog?:D
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Postby Iraira » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:19 pm

Behan wrote:I laughed reading this as I saw your avatar. Substitue a cat for the dog?:D


I'll thank you not to poke fun at my mom and dad going through the graceful art of conceiving me.:cool:
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Postby amdg » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:25 pm

Greji wrote:The great leader video gave me an erection!
:cool:


Gave you an erection?! That's nothing - I think I might be pregnant.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:31 pm

amdg wrote:Gave you an erection?! That's nothing - I think I might be pregnant.


Man, I gotta get video of your water breaking....that's a lock for 1,000,000 views on YouTube.
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Postby amdg » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:35 pm

Iraira wrote:Man, I gotta get video of your water breaking....that's a lock for 1,000,000 views on YouTube.


Don't know what I'm gonna tell the wife?!

She might understand. It was a video of the glorious leader after all...
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby ttjereth » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:36 pm

amdg wrote:Don't know what I'm gonna tell the wife?!

She might understand. It was a video of the glorious leader after all...

Gonna need an even bigger Sumitomo house now.

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:40 pm

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Postby amdg » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:43 pm

The ranking officials lining up for dibbs on the first feed when its ready...
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:19 am

amdg wrote:The ranking officials lining up for dibbs on the first feed when its ready...


Whadda ya think the taoue'ers are thinking? Planting while wading in "local" fertilizer, the Dear Leaders reps watching and singing praises to the Dear Leader while not lifting the slightest finger and then knowing that the reps will in fact get all the crop and you ain't getting the lightest whiff of anything 'cept the fertilizer!
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:07 pm

Sorry!
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:35 pm

Marvin wrote:(most of them were old men in at least their 60s)


You have a great way of ruining an otherwise enjoyable post!
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:01 pm

Greji wrote:Whadda ya think the taoue'ers are thinking? Planting while wading in "local" fertilizer, the Dear Leaders reps watching and singing praises to the Dear Leader while not lifting the slightest finger and then knowing that the reps will in fact get all the crop and you ain't getting the lightest whiff of anything 'cept the fertilizer!
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At least they can make gyoza then :p

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:13 pm

Flooding and poor harvests have caused North Korea's worst food crisis since the late 1990s and have put millions at risk, the United Nations' food agency said Wednesday.


If you kill him along with 100,000 innocent people it's a legal war but if you just kill him it's an illegal assassination.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:59 am

[SIZE="5"]Happy [color="DarkRed"]Kimjongilia[/color]s for all of you![/SIZE]:banana:


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N. Korean capital gears up for leader's birthday
(Kyodo) Feb. 15 PYONGYANG, North Korea
Slogans wishing North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il good health are seen in Pyongyang on Feb. 15 as North Korea gears up for his birthday, holding commemorative events and adding finishing touches to decorations. Kim will turn 67 on Feb. 16. ''
''Kimjongilia,'' a red flower of the begonia family named after North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.
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Postby Buraku » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:43 am

I doubt these Korean guys will do anything nuts when Rodham Clinton is coming to town, she would put his balls in a vice. I only wish her boss Obama would toughen the fuck up, he's beginning to sound like a cross between Jimmy Carter and the RedCrescent...and that whole 700 billionstimulus shit...then he sounds like Bush-II

I heard a rumor last week catatonic Kim-o was going to blast an ICBM into space!
The DPRK is actually jealous the Iranians achieved what they never could and Iran did it with a tiny copy of Kim's smaller Ding-Dongers.

Not the size but it's staying power that matters Kim-o
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:09 am

[SIZE="4"]Toughest Job in North Korea[/SIZE]

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Postby jingai » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:52 am

I love this video, Taro. Great concept!
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:36 pm

The most brilliant thing about that video is the outrage it sparked among North Korean refugees in Dutchland.
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