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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:31 am

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Five people were injured when a car unexpectedly drove into a toilet at the Amagigoe road service station in Izu Yugashima, Shizuoka. The driver told police he meant to use the brake but put his foot on the accelerator instead. From the Asahi.
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Postby Blah Pete » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:50 am

Guess is was better than a farmers market.
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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:46 pm

just last week a lady pulled the same gas instead of brake routine and drove right into the front of the fish-n-chips shop, breaking the legs of our 81-year old ex-mayor who just happened to be walking by at the time!
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Postby Iraira » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:21 pm

Blah Pete wrote:Guess is was better than a farmers market.


Driver is only 57, which is generally too young to join the "Disoriented Elderly Alzheimeric Drivers" club. aka DEAD.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:34 pm

Did he make the toilet on time?
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Postby Charles » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:22 pm

I remember when I was in high school, I was working at my dad's shop and a girl I knew hit the accelerator instead of the brake, and smashed her VW bug right into the front of the shop. She was in my Driver's Ed class!
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Postby Iraira » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:50 pm

Charles wrote:I remember when I was in high school, I was working at my dad's shop and a girl I knew hit the accelerator instead of the brake, and smashed her VW bug right into the front of the shop. She was in my Driver's Ed class!


Was she a hottie? She musta been a hottie. Something about VWs, especially convertibles....IQ inversely related to cup size, etc.
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Postby Charles » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:18 pm

Iraira wrote:Was she a hottie? She musta been a hottie. Something about VWs, especially convertibles....IQ inversely related to cup size, etc.

ha.. yeah she was a hottie, and it was a convertible. And she was dumb as a sack of rocks.
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Postby succubusqueen » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:19 pm

Iraira wrote:Was she a hottie? She musta been a hottie. Something about VWs, especially convertibles....IQ inversely related to cup size, etc.

Wow this is the first time i hear about that theory!...:D
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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:15 pm

Iraira wrote:
. . . IQ inversely related to cup size, etc.

succubusqueen wrote:
Wow this is the first time i hear about that theory!...:D


Well, it would certainly account for the differences between the sexes.

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Postby succubusqueen » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:29 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]Well, it would certainly account for the differences between the sexes.

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Good thing I dont like convertibles!:D
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:09 am

What can I say? When you gotta go, you gotta go!:beer:
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Postby Buraku » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:47 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Did he make the toilet on time?


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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:05 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Did he make the toilet on time?


He seemed happy enough

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Postby Visitor K » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:36 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image


is that a shot from tamori's soramimi hour?
i used to love that show.
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