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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:56 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Male Waiter in Tokyo
Reply to: butlerscafe@gmail.com
Date: 2007-07-25, 7:25PM JT
http://tokyo.craigslist.org/fbh/381317989.html
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Confident male waiters wanted for Butler's Cafe, an English discussion cafe in Shibuya, Tokyo. No professional experience necessary; your personality is important! Please send your photo and resume. Check our website: http://www.butlerscafe.com

* Location: Shibuya, Tokyo
* Compensation: 900yen hr. during training; 1000\ hr. after training is complete
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:07 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Male Waiter in Tokyo
Reply to: butlerscafe@gmail.com
Date: 2007-07-25, 7:25PM JT
http://tokyo.craigslist.org/fbh/381317989.html
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Confident male waiters wanted for Butler's Cafe, an English discussion cafe in Shibuya, Tokyo. No professional experience necessary]www.butlerscafe.com[/url]

* Location: Shibuya, Tokyo
* Compensation: 900yen hr. during training; 1000\ hr. after training is complete
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Y'know, it seems kinda low pay given that I'd have to llift and carry chunky drunk J-girls, as in the photo. Not that I don't do enough of that already for no pay, but....how would it look on a resume is what I'm thinking.
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Postby kamome » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:17 am

That's incredibly low pay. Is this different from a male host?
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Postby craxican » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:27 pm

kamome wrote:That's incredibly low pay. Is this different from a male host?


dude, part of the pay is the presants and all the other shit you get from the ugly girl you "date". i looks just like hosting, but a gaijin host bar rather than some japanese guys that look like girls. the long haired dude just dont fit the host thing IMO. probably a bad picture. but i bet he gets alot of ass.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:26 pm

Imagine the marketing...

Come talk to the strange gaijin and they will talk back to you. They are clean and well trained to make you feel pretty and genki. All our butlers come from strange and exotic lands. You can even feed they by hand... You can have your souvenier photo taken with your favourite.

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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 pm

GomiGirl wrote:You can have your souvenier photo taken with your favourite.

:roll:


Would you send me a copy of that photo we tooK?
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Postby DrP » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:01 pm

Wait - don't I get the same service at Araku?
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Postby succubusqueen » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:15 pm

hey I have a friend who needs a job!!! Why cant he get more than this shitty salary!..he's tall, handsome and quite a catch !
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:51 am

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AFP: Tokyo cafe taps into women's Prince Charming fantasies
..."Japan has a huge fantasy culture," said butler Brendan, a 27-year-old American who formerly worked in Tokyo as an English teacher. "They often want to escape from daily life and they are good at engineering alternate reality." Like other butlers, Brendan did not give his full name because the cafe strictly forbids personal relationships outside the cafe...Yoko Nakagawa, a counsellor for women in Tokyo, said that being transformed into a princess or served by foreigners felt "unreal" for the average Japanese woman. "Most of today's women carry unsatisfied feelings from their childhood and now as adults they are in need of being accepted unconditionally," she said. "So if foreign butlers accept them unconditionally as princesses, that can be better than going to the hair salon or spa because there is a real human relationship involved," Nakagawa said...more...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:45 pm

Scruffy butlers wanted...
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A message from the butlers' owner, Yuki...
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"Over many hours, I have chosen each gentleman who can give comfortable peacefulness ... Our butlers will guide and give guests a pleasant time with cooking."

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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:54 pm

Well fuck me senseless! And here I was, all this time heralding the demise of Nova :wall:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image


So is a faggotty Japanese haircut a requirement for being a butler?
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:00 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:So is a faggotty Japanese haircut a requirement for being a butler?

No, but a face like Skeletor helps.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Sorry to sound like a cunt, and I'm just thing out aloud here, but when I look at those dudes with the 'Smap' haircuts, I cant help but think 'spot the fuckwit without a uni degree'.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:25 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Imagine the marketing...

Come talk to the strange gaijin and they will talk back to you. They are clean and well trained to make you feel pretty and genki. All our butlers come from strange and exotic lands. You can even feed they by hand... You can have your souvenier photo taken with your favourite.

:roll:

Has Nova been refloated?
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:38 am

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:04 pm

ttjereth wrote:Image

More like "oily".
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Postby Iraira » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:51 pm

ttjereth wrote:Image


Orly's getting close to having Marty Feldman eyes.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:25 pm

GomiGirl wrote:More like "oily".


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Postby Alekto » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:17 pm

The guy in the middle is Pete Doherty and I claim my 2,000 yen reward.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:39 pm

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Make MONEY! SMILES REQUIRED!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:10 pm

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[SIZE="3"]NEW BUTLER's CAFE for FOREIGNERS [/SIZE](Shibuya, Tokyo)
Date: 2009-08-23, 2:13AM JT
Reply to: job-m8rvn-1336599557@craigslist.org
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Looking for courteous, good-looking and talented foreigners to work in our NEW cafe opening SOON in Shibuya!
You may have seen another Butler's Cafe on TV. Our Butler's Cafe is similar, but with a NEW business model - to encourage you to make MONEY! Our owners used to go to the other Butler Cafe and talked to many of their Butlers. We learned the many mistakes of their business model.
The other Butler's Cafe receives money for TV Show experiences and Magazine articles, but NEVER gives it to its Butler's (only wage is 900yen an hour). We have appearances scheduled already and will share 50% of all media appearances with our Butlers!
This cafe/night bar places an emphasis on making its female customers feel special and to lead them on.
The butlers are encouraged to contact them via mobile phone in order to encourage them to come back to the cafe.
We are looking for people who want to make MONEY! SMILES REQUIRED! Pick up skills required! This is a RESULTS-BASED company!
No serving experience necessary. Japan Residency required. All training will be done. Once the cafe opens, every Butler will be given a 2 week trial time to demonstrate their skills.

Please send your resume a with photo attached.
Please don't send an email without a photo of yourself.
Also [SIZE="4"] make MONEY! SMILES REQUIRED!.[/SIZE] Prove you can become the TOP SELLING Butler!

* Location: Shibuya, Tokyo
* Compensation: 1200 Yen / hour + 10% Commission
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
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Postby Behan » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:28 pm

I wonder how much more money they can make from the commission.
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