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Rainbow Bridge Boo-Boo

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Rainbow Bridge Boo-Boo

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:21 pm

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Asahi: Rainbow Bridge hangs too low for big ships
The Tokyo metropolitan government has given up trying to woo the Queen Elizabeth 2 and other large luxury passenger ships to its port after realizing that the clearance of Rainbow Bridge is too low... The Tokyo metropolitan government had the QE2 in mind when it built the 9.1-billion-yen Harumi terminal in 1991 as Tokyo's only pier for international liners. But the ship has never called at the port since the Rainbow Bridge, a 918-meter-long suspension bridge, was completed in 1993... The bridge girder was set at 52 meters because the height of its towers was restricted under the aviation law to ensure the safety of aircraft that use the nearby Haneda Airport. The girder is about the same as the height above the waterline of the 70,000-ton QE2... A former metropolitan government official said the government, without substantial reasoning, had expected the QE2 to call at the Tokyo port when the bridge was built. But a representative at the domestic agent for the QE2 owner, Cunard Line, said, "We cannot run the risk of damaging the ship"... To make matters worse, some new luxury passenger ships are getting larger and taller. The 150,000-ton Queen Mary 2, which was commissioned in 2004, stretches 62 meters above the waterline, while the 120,000-ton Sapphire Princess, which was built in the same year, is 54 meters tall. "As an international port, the Tokyo port has been left behind altogether," the president of a Tokyo travel agency specializing in cruises said...more...
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Postby Visitor K » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:38 pm

im sure its no real problem, to be sure, some construction firm will get a no-bid contract to raise the bridge or lower the water level or some other shit idea to cover up the original mistake.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:48 am

Visitor K wrote:im sure its no real problem, to be sure, some construction firm will get a no-bid contract to raise the bridge or lower the water level or some other shit idea to cover up the original mistake.


Impossible in this case. My guess is that it will sit there for about 20 years underused and moldy until everyone has more or less forgoten about it and then it will be part of some new urban renewal scheme.
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Postby wakela » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:07 am

Ha! They redesigned the smokestack on the Queen Mary 2 just so it could fit under the Verrazano Bridge in New York.

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Postby Charles » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:48 pm

Visitor K wrote:im sure its no real problem, to be sure, some construction firm will get a no-bid contract to raise the bridge or lower the water level or some other shit idea to cover up the original mistake.

Yeah, this is like an old satire they used to circulate in Physics departments called "The Submarine Problem." I could come up with an equivalent version here:

1. Boil the ocean until enough water evaporates to reduce the water level 10 meters.
2. Remove all heavy water from the ocean to reduce buoyancy of floating objects.
3. Place huge magnets under the bridge in the path of ships, to pull the entire ship 10 meters deeper (make sure the portholes on the lower decks are closed).

Etc..
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:09 pm

Charles wrote:Yeah, this is like an old satire they used to circulate in Physics departments called "The Submarine Problem." I could come up with an equivalent version here:

1. Boil the ocean until enough water evaporates to reduce the water level 10 meters.
2. Remove all heavy water from the ocean to reduce buoyancy of floating objects.
3. Place huge magnets under the bridge in the path of ships, to pull the entire ship 10 meters deeper (make sure the portholes on the lower decks are closed).

Etc..


You forgot 4. "Contract all works to friend of local LDP rep".
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Postby ttjereth » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:55 am

Greji wrote:You forgot 4. "Contract all works to friend of local LDP rep".
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5. Skip the Tokyo stop, go to Yokohama instead.

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