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Monk Killed By Lawnmower

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:22 pm

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Daily Mail: Buddhist monk 'cut into pieces' after being run over by his own lawnmower at Milton Keynes temple
A monk was cut into pieces when he was run over by his own lawnmower as he trimmed the grass at a convent, an inquest jury has been told. Moments before his horrific death, the 50-year-old reverend was seen running after the driver-less machine as it set off without him in the 12-acre grounds of a peace temple. A coroner heard that 10 years earlier, the Rev. Seiji Handa had suffered another nasty experience with a mower, when three of his fingers were chopped off...Venita Slater said she had spotted the Rev. Handa chasing the heavy machinery as it pulled away from him while he was out mowing lawns at the peace temple. She said the monk was dragged underneath the sharp blades of the trailer as he tried to get into the cab and regain control of it. The mother-of-two added: "The tractor was running away and he was chasing it to stop it. But unfortunately he didn't...I ran over to see if he was okay, but unfortunately he was not okay"...Rev. Handa was in charge of maintenance of the tractor and was also responsible for cutting the grass in the grounds of the convent. The jury heard that he was born in Japan and became a Buddhist monk at the age of 21...He arrived in Milton Keynes in the winter of 1978 and built a temple with the help of nuns and a large army of volunteers...more...
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:47 pm

Mulboyne wrote:
. . . Daily Mail: Buddhist monk 'cut into pieces' after being run over by his own lawnmower at Milton Keynes temple . . .

. . . Venita Slater said she had spotted the Rev. Handa chasing the heavy machinery as it pulled away from him while he was out mowing lawns at the peace temple.


Annotated excerpts from the Dhammapada that may speak to the situation:

288 Neither father, sons nor one's relations can stop the King of Death. When he comes with all his power [in a ride-on mower], a man's relations cannot save him.

289 A man who is virtuous and wise understands the meaning of this, and swiftly strives with all his might to clear a path to Nirvana [but preferably not on a ride-on mower].

Jokes aside, an unfortunate and sad end to a man who I'm sure will be missed, and perhaps a reminder of everyone's mortality.
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Postby Charles » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:37 am

The monk finally shed his delusions about self/non-self and became one with the lawnmower. This should be a lesson for us all.
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Postby GuyJean » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:55 am

Don't monks have to cut grass with a small pocket knife, or something?.. Maybe it's time to start..

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Postby dimwit » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:12 am

The irony-proof comments of the readers is almost as funny as the story itself. Darwin Award Winner if I have ever heard of one.

He died of multiple injuries after being run over by a lawn mower! Pretty obvious, wouldn't you think? If he was wearing his robes whilst operating moving machinery he was destined for trouble anyway.

- Philip Morris, Preston

Don't worry - he will return as a butterfly - re-incarnation is wonderful.

- Frederick, London UK

What a horrible and tragic accident.

Your show of sympathy touches me Philip.

- Nadia Swindell, Surrey

God obviously needed him urgently.

- Carl Morphett, Dewsbury

How sad.

- Lorna Collins, Bournemouth, UK

A nice compassionate comment Philip. You are clearly not a Buddhist.

- Richard, York

Sounds like an accident waiting to happen, going off what health and safety have said. I would have thought anyone who had already had three fingers chopped off by a lawn mower would have been extra careful.

- Tom, London

How sad. Poor, poor man.

- James, Warwickshire, England

So much for the concept of Karma! What a shame.

- Dave, Manchester

I think I am correct in that he would have believed in reincarnation. How would that work then?

- Suzieque, South Wales

He will return as a free bird,or a butterfly in Spring, spreading love and joy to the world. He did not die in vain.

- Yvonne Taylor, Aylesbury, England
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:45 am

dimwit wrote:The irony-proof comments of the readers is almost as funny as the story itself. Darwin Award Winner if I have ever heard of one.


Where's you sense of remorse Dimmer. The poor Monk! According to the believe of his buddhist sect, he has committed the ultimate of sins. He will therefore be reincarnated as a quart of 40 weight motor oil, if the lawn mower hasn't already done that to him. Sad...
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Postby D-San » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:35 pm

Well, Karma is a bitch huh (wait...oh).

Sad.:(
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Postby unkosando » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:20 pm

Well I guess he was reincarnated as compost.
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Postby ttjereth » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Greji wrote:Where's you sense of remorse Dimmer. The poor Monk! According to the believe of his buddhist sect, he has committed the ultimate of sins. He will therefore be reincarnated as a quart of 40 weight motor oil, if the lawn mower hasn't already done that to him. Sad...
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With his luck I'm thinking maybe reincarnation as a blade of grass.

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