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Postby Ghost » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:38 pm

Hmm, my girlfriend has just dropped the bombshell by telling me that she wants to go to a club where she can watch people have sex (NOT swinger bars apparently), just watching mind and not actually doing anything there ourselves. Are there any such bars in the tokyo region? any recommendations? and what sort of price range are we looking at here?

She showed me this site as an example http://www.sugar-heel.com/index.php?ac=gallery&gv_sp_id=2001&offset=45
but shes not interested in S&M.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:08 pm

Ghost wrote:but shes not interested in S&M.


Wait until she breaks out the bullwhip and spurs!
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:51 pm

Ghost wrote:what sort of price range are we looking at here?
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VERY expensive. You'd be best to save your money and let me take her.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:56 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:VERY expensive. You'd be best to save your money and let me take her.
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Na thats ok thanks, she just wants to watch, not take part :P
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:59 pm

Ghost wrote:Na thats ok thanks, she just wants to watch, not take part :P



She hasn't met me yet. I'm not called Kusai Jijii for nothin', and girls who like those kinda bars usually have a thing for perverted overweight, middle-aged drunks. Dont just take my word for it, ask the G-man!;)
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Postby Buraku » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:02 pm

sounds like you're fucking useless and unable to satisfy her
either that or she's a fucking tramp
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:03 pm

Buraku wrote:sounds like you're fucking useless and unable to satisfy her
either that or she's a fucking tramp



Either way Buraku, I've offered to take her myself...
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Postby Iraira » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:20 pm

Buraku wrote:sounds like you're fucking useless and unable to satisfy her
either that or she's a fucking tramp


I also like to make friends with people after first throwing boiling battery acid in their eyes.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:55 pm

[quote="kusai Jijii"]She hasn't met me yet. I'm not called Kusai Jijii for nothin', and girls who like those kinda bars usually have a thing for perverted overweight, middle-aged drunks. Dont just take my word for it, ask the G-man!]

Ji, can I have your autograph?
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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:59 pm

By the way, where did you and Noriko meet? I didn't know she had moved to Kanto.;)
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:06 pm

[quote="kusai Jijii"]By the way, where did you and Noriko meet? I didn't know she had moved to Kanto.]

She followed me here. She's a Camp follower among her other pursuits, you know!
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Postby Ghost » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:31 pm

Buraku wrote:sounds like you're fucking useless and unable to satisfy her
either that or she's a fucking tramp


Hey man thats pretty fucking harsh, and your wrong on both counts. My gf thought it would be interesting to see people have sex, she likes watching porn (doesnt everyone?) and just wanted to see what it would be like with a couple doing it in front of us. WATCH people having sex, not joining in.

Maybe the title of the thread was wrong, but I simply dont know the word for that type of place (sex show bar maybe?)
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Postby Ghost » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:35 pm

[quote="kusai Jijii"]She hasn't met me yet. I'm not called Kusai Jijii for nothin', and girls who like those kinda bars usually have a thing for perverted overweight, middle-aged drunks. Dont just take my word for it, ask the G-man!]

And youve not met me yet either mate, Im enough to satisfy any woman. Simple fact is, your not needed ;)
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Postby Ghost » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:45 pm

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Postby kamome » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:43 am

I heard that Greji hosts a "happening" at his place every Thursday night, rain or shine, but instead of paying a fee to get in you have to let him have his way with your girl (or your goat, whichever he prefers)!
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:43 am

kamome wrote:I heard that Greji hosts a "happening" at his place every Thursday night, rain or shine, but instead of paying a fee to get in you have to let him have his way with your girl (or your goat, whichever he prefers)!


Bird, why do you insist on defaming me consistently with these libelous posts? I mean have you no sense of civility about you?

It's Tuesday night....
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Postby kamome » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:19 pm

Greji wrote:Bird, why do you insist on defaming me consistently with these libelous posts? I mean have you no sense of civility about you?

It's Tuesday night....
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My goat's going to be disappointed - she has night school on Tuesdays. :D
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:27 pm

kamome wrote:My goat's going to be disappointed - she has night school on Tuesdays. :D


Well, since you put it that way, I can be flexible, what's Mondays look like?
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Postby Jack » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:47 pm

Ghost wrote:Na thats ok thanks, she just wants to watch, not take part :P


Sure sure. Your girlfriend is a big time ...
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Postby Midwinter » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:34 am

Jack wrote:Sure sure. Your girlfriend is a big time ...


Where yours is just fucking big full stop.
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Postby Jack » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 am

Midwinter wrote:Where yours is just fucking big full stop.


I know that so no argument from me. Do you have anything else to say? Since you are such a psychic you must know everything that I am about to say so why don't you just go ahead. Fucking little man.
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Postby Ghost » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:45 am

Well after going through the trouble of looking for some places shes decided she doesnt want go anymore, ah well.
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