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Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:02 am

Whilst perusing the help wanted ads on the Craigslist.com Tokyo page I came across this ad.

WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.WHITE AMERICAN

Reply to: job-593383557@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-03, 7:43AM JT


I LIVE IN THE USA.CAN TRAVEL ANYWHERE..IM 53 WHITE AMERICAN.LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE.24/7........PERSONAL SERVICE ANYTIME..experienced and private

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/sec/593383557.html

Anybody need anything "done"?
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:48 am

Bucky wrote:Whilst perusing the help wanted ads on the Craigslist.com Tokyo page I came across this ad.


http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/sec/593383557.html

Anybody need anything "done"?


AO wants a white gardener!
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Postby amdg » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:52 am

"CAN TRAVEL ANYWHERE..IM 53 WHITE AMERICAN.LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE.24/7"

Excellent. I need my bathroom toilet cleaned.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:04 pm

amdg wrote:"CAN TRAVEL ANYWHERE..IM 53 WHITE AMERICAN.LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE.24/7"

Excellent. I need my bathroom toilet cleaned.


I'm also a white American...how much you willing to pay for me to clean your bathroom? Also, you got an acetylene torch or should I bring my own, so I can remove the spackle caked on the toilet?:cool:
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Postby amdg » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:08 pm

That aint Spackle - better bring a blowtorch.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby aquamarine » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:53 am

Why doesn't that weak excuse for a human just go to Thailand and hire a wife.

Good fucking christ, some people are beyond pitiful.
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:57 am

aquamarine wrote:Why doesn't that weak excuse for a human just go to Thailand and hire a wife.

Good fucking christ, some people are beyond pitiful.


Am thinking he is looking for a paid vacation and not to pay himself. Offering his "personal and discrete services" ??? I wonder what sort of work he gets offered? :rolleyes:
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Postby Jack » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:44 am

GomiGirl wrote:Am thinking he is looking for a paid vacation and not to pay himself. Offering his "personal and discrete services" ??? I wonder what sort of work he gets offered? :rolleyes:


Probably nothing.

Let's see. I'll just pose for a wealthy 45 year old unhappily married woman and see what kind of services he comes back with.
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:10 pm

Why is everybody assuming he is looking for a sugar mamma or pimping out his sorry arse?

When I read it, I thought the subtext was that he was a hitman or a private investigator or a bagman or something.
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Postby james » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:49 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Why is everybody assuming he is looking for a sugar mamma or pimping out his sorry arse?

When I read it, I thought the subtext was that he was a hitman or a private investigator or a bagman or something.


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Postby Tsuru » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:46 pm

I wonder what would be worse though.... American but not white, or white but not American?
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:06 pm

I'm wondering why everyone is assuming its a man.

Might be a mature escort offering GFE. Mature lady maybe still looking good, but down on her luck? Dunno
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:14 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I'm wondering why everyone is assuming its a man.


Good point AO...
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:42 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Good point AO...


Thanks GG. I do make them from time to time...when I'm not engaged in locker room talk.:biggrin2:
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