Chinese death camp for cats

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Postby Buraku » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:27 pm

Oh right, we return to your usual Chicom bashing when there's sweet fuck all to report on Japan anymore.
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On this neko business, I'm guessing cat-soup with special feline ingredients will become a big delicacy in China before the Olympic game because the Chinese eat any kind of sheet. Either that or the pets will be donated to the DPRK in order to help them avoid mass hunger once again, or maybe these lovely felines will find some adoptive families in Japan to save them from those nasty Chicoms.
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Postby devicenull » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:28 am

Being back in the US, this is why I miss being back in China right now... So much Chicom bashing and China stays silent on it, only increasing the mystery. I miss being in the know about what is really going on :(
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:12 am

devicenull wrote:Being back in the US, this is why I miss being back in China right now... So much Chicom bashing and China stays silent on it, only increasing the mystery. I miss being in the know about what is really going on :(


Think that they should ship the cats over to Japan, disguise it as whale meat and serve it at school to the kids? Cats probably have a lower mercury content than whales.
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:18 am

Iraira wrote:Think that they should ship the cats over to Japan, disguise it as whale meat and serve it at school to the kids? Cats probably have a lower mercury content than whales.


Cats are pretty nice with the right sauce. Have you ever had a taco in Tijuana?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:38 am

Iraira wrote:Think that they should ship the cats over to Japan, disguise it as whale meat and serve it at school to the kids? Cats probably have a lower mercury content than whales.


Heh. Actually, old-timers do eat cats in Okinawa, right? Traditional Ryukyu cuisine or something.

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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:08 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Heh. Actually, old-timers do eat cats in Okinawa, right? Traditional Ryukyu cuisine or something.

-catone

-anyone else ever heard of the "Wan-Wan Box"? Some town in Japan had a big container where you could discreetly dump your tiresome old canine friend


Hmmm. Nekoburger. Might go well with a little Minke osamame....
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:31 pm

Greji wrote:Cats are pretty nice with the right sauce. Have you ever had a taco in Tijuana?
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Numerous times...I thought it was marinaded sewer rat?
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:25 pm

Iraira wrote:Numerous times...I thought it was marinaded sewer rat?


You even hung out at the low-class joints then as well?

The tacos served in the 5 Star joints either growled or purred at you.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:36 pm

Greji wrote:You even hung out at the low-class joints then as well?

The tacos served in the 5 Star joints either growled or purred at you.
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I'm allergic to the non-human feline form, so I had no choice but to sink to the lower rungs of the Tijuana haute cuisine circuit.
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Postby kamome » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:20 am

Greji wrote: Cats are pretty nice with the right sauce. Have you ever had a taco in Tijuana?
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I thought the taco you had in Tijuana came with a little STD sauce.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:25 am

kamome wrote:I thought the taco you had in Tijuana came with a little STD sauce.


That and a little penicillin garnish....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:14 pm

I suppose that someone already has import rights for the cat pelts? Gotta keep those cheap fur coats moving at 109 and Alta.
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