Breast Cancer Campaign

[Mulboyne]

Mika Ninagawa held a press event last week to unveil some semi-nude celebrity shots which appear in women's magazine "Glamorous". They are part of a campaign to eradicate breast cancer. It's slightly disappointing that they are so striking because I've been waiting to use this image for a story about encouraging breast cancer checks:

[Iraira]

I'd like to selflessly voluteer to personally conduct any and all inspections, however, those with torpedo tits or banana boobs will have to see another "specialist".

[Charles]

I'd like to selflessly voluteer to personally conduct any and all inspections, however, those with torpedo tits or banana boobs will have to see another "specialist".

Wait a minute, this is serious. This is one campaign we can all agree on, man or woman, rich or poor, of all nationalities and religious creeds. We can all agree that everything possible must be done to preserve the health of women's breasts.. those pert, beautiful, delectable breasts.

[Greji]

I'd like to selflessly voluteer to personally conduct any and all inspections, however, those with torpedo tits or banana boobs will have to see another "specialist".

I'll do it....

[Iraira]

I'll do it....

I respect the way that you selflessly and instrinctively threw yourself on those hand grenades.

[Greji]

I respect the way that you selflessly and instrinctively threw yourself on those hand grenades.

You mean when I selflessly and instinctively threw the guy next to me on top of the hand grenade....

[Iraira]

You mean when I selflessly and instinctively threw the guy next to me on top of the hand grenade....

I've done the same, but only when I owed the guy a serious amount of money. I'm great fun at both weddings and funerals, folks, make your reservations now!