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Best Halo 3 game review - ever.
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by ttjereth » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:29 am
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[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE][/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
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by Tsuru » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:58 am
The last installment is a goodie, but nontheless I'm still waiting for him to do COD4. Oh well, maybe next week.
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."
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by ttjereth » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:02 pm
Tsuru wrote:The last installment is a goodie, but nontheless I'm still waiting for him to do COD4. Oh well, maybe next week.
From his website:
ZP this week is the new FEAR expansion. Yeah, yeah, boo hoo, why aren't I reviewing all the important new stuff like Call of Doody 4 and Piss Effect. Fuck you. I wanted the opportunity to talk about the FEAR series. You'll take what I give and like it you slut. Plus sometimes it takes a while for the very newest stuff to trickle down to me from the source so give me a god damn break.
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[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE][/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
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(NOT via zero punctuation)
by emperor » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:58 pm
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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(VIA zero punctuation)
by emperor » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:21 am
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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by emperor » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:48 am
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
thx 4 the vid review Mulboing - i dont know if he pulls off the style as well as Yahtzee - but he's not half bad & im gonna have to look for that m0vie now
lol @ the way he pronounces Ryu (just like almost anyone who's played SF2)
thx 4 the vid review Mulboing - i dont know if he pulls off the style as well as Yahtzee - but he's not half bad & im gonna have to look for that m0vie now
lol @ the way he pronounces Ryu (just like almost anyone who's played SF2)
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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by Greji » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:10 pm
[quote="Tsuru"]No no you're mistaken... he's my hero.
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Tsuru, I gotta a friend who says you can't even spell Halo 3!
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Tsuru, I gotta a friend who says you can't even spell Halo 3!
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Game Developer's Choice Award
by emperor » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:29 am
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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by emperor » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:32 am
Devil May Cry 4
...I'm want to organise some underground wasp vs spider to-the-death pit-fighting now
/pity the embedded video dosent work:
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...I'm want to organise some underground wasp vs spider to-the-death pit-fighting now
/pity the embedded video dosent work:
<embed src="http://update.videoegg.com/flash/proxy.swf?jsver=1.4" FlashVars="gc=c2hvd0FkPXRydWUmYWRWYXJzPWFyZWE9Z2FtZXMmc2l0ZT1lc2NhcGlzdG1hZ2F6aW5lJmZpbGU9aHR0cCUzQSUyRiUyRnNlbGZzZXJ2ZTMwMCUyRWRvd25sb2FkJTJFdmlkZW9lZ2clMkVjb20lMkZnaWQzODklMkZjaWQxMzg5JTJGOE4lMkZERSUyRjEyMDQ3MzU1ODllREJJZmcwRXlDZzRYZDZMeEJhRCZzd2ZwYXRoPWh0dHAlM0ElMkYlMkZ1cGRhdGUlMkV2aWRlb2VnZyUyRWNvbSUyRmZsYXNoJTJGcHJveHklMkVzd2YlM0Zqc3ZlciUzRDElMkU0JmF1dG9QbGF5PWZhbHNlJnNob3dBZFByaW1hcnk9dHJ1ZSZ3bW9kZT13aW5kb3cmYWxsb3dGbGFzaDlGdWxsc2NyZWVuPXRydWU=" quality="high" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" scale="noscale" wmode="window" width="400" height="332" name="VE_Player" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed>
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
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...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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by emperor » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:35 am
I stopped bothering to post these ages ago... if any of you liked them you no doubt go there every wed and watch with adoration
but this one actually has references Japan on a couple of occasions
but this one actually has references Japan on a couple of occasions
[size=84]Every fight is a food fight...
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...when you're a cannibal[/SIZE]
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by Mulboyne » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:47 am
emperor wrote:I stopped bothering to post these ages ago... if any of you liked them you no doubt go there every wed and watch with adoration
but this one actually has references Japan on a couple of occasions
Actually, I'd begun to rely on you to be my Wednesday, no matter when you posted them, but, taking the hint, I'll look for myself since we are, ostensibly, a Japan forum. Nevertheless, I'm indebted, Emperor.
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by Tsuru » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:21 pm
Yup, that's meemperor wrote:you no doubt go there every wed and watch with adoration
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."
"Plus, it's British."
- Nameless
"Plus, it's British."
- Nameless
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by emperor » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:40 am
Yahtzee tries to cut down on the gay jokes while reviewing Army of Two
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by American Oyaji » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:34 pm
That is probably one of his best. Almost had me spitting my beer a couple times!
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by amdg » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:57 pm
Yeah it was one of the more memorable ones.
Not suprisingly, other gamers have commented on the gay vibe in Army Of Two.
(*Warning - link opens a Penny Arcade quicktime audio link)
http://download.penny-arcade.com/podcast/Our%20Crucial%20Pamphlet.mp3
I love their comedic re-interpreation of the game being about the smoldering lust of two men who were kicked out of the army (due to the gay
) and thus were forced to become mercenaries to support their love of shopping. It pretty much follows the lore of the original.
"And they love to shop. They love gold, and they wear leather masks. It's hilarious now."
Not suprisingly, other gamers have commented on the gay vibe in Army Of Two.
(*Warning - link opens a Penny Arcade quicktime audio link)
http://download.penny-arcade.com/podcast/Our%20Crucial%20Pamphlet.mp3
I love their comedic re-interpreation of the game being about the smoldering lust of two men who were kicked out of the army (due to the gay
) and thus were forced to become mercenaries to support their love of shopping. It pretty much follows the lore of the original. "And they love to shop. They love gold, and they wear leather masks. It's hilarious now."
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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No More Heroes
by emperor » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:01 pm
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by Ketou » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:44 am
Bit slow on the uptake here...but those were great.
Thanks for posting them.
BTW, I'm sure this has been asked before but, who is the hottie in your avatar emperor?
Thanks for posting them.
BTW, I'm sure this has been asked before but, who is the hottie in your avatar emperor?
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