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Postby MrSpock » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:41 am

Iraira wrote:...Imagine you are Japanese and have never gotten to second base with a chick....


Except that uyoku chicks are hot. As are the chicks who date yakuza.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:37 am

MrSpock wrote:Except that uyoku chicks are hot. As are the chicks who date yakuza.


Shit, that gives me a great idea. I'm gonna make and publish a sexy uyoku girl calendar. Who wouldn't want some chesty J-chick in hot fascist pants in front of Yasukuni straddling a bullhorn plastered on their wall denoting what month it is and when the next inbreeding convention will be?

Steal my idea, and I'll sue your ass!:D
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:25 am

Iraira wrote:Steal my idea, and I'll sue your ass!:D


You ain't got a chance, Bird represents me in all theft and sex offense cases.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:45 pm

Greji wrote:You ain't got a chance, Bird represents me in all theft and sex offense cases.
:cool:


So, he's really busy then.....;)
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:03 pm

[quote="Iraira"]So, he's really busy then.....]

Yup, but it takes time, because he believes in the test of the evidence principle...
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Postby Iraira » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:07 pm

Greji wrote:Yup, but it takes time, because he believes in the test of the evidence principle...
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and the evidence must stand up in court.
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:34 pm

Iraira wrote:and the evidence must stand up in court.


You're getting slow in your old age, it took you awhile to get that one!
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Postby Iraira » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:30 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:56 am

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