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...and the horse you rode in on.

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 02, 2008 7:13 am

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Postby Adhesive » Fri May 02, 2008 7:59 am

I wonder if being on top of a horse makes it more likely or less likely that she'll be murdered at some point on her voyage.
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Postby maraboutslim » Fri May 02, 2008 9:08 am

4 years? I guess she plans to ride for about 15 minutes a day?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri May 02, 2008 9:12 am

Adhesive wrote:I wonder if being on top of a horse makes it more likely or less likely that she'll be murdered at some point on her voyage.


Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. That goofy Italian artist who was murdered while travelling across Turkey wearing a wedding dress immediately came to mind.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 02, 2008 9:32 am

maraboutslim wrote:4 years? I guess she plans to ride for about 15 minutes a day?


Yeah I was wondering about that too. The Mogols rode into Europe in less than six months. :rolleyes: Never breaking into a trot, it only takes 2-3 months to ride across the US.

However, Ms. Sampson an engrish teacher and most likely is going to spend some of the four years teaching as well as her planned "SOS Children" charity work.


Here's her planed route according to her website , expeditionequus.com
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Postby dimwit » Fri May 02, 2008 10:39 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Yeah I was wondering about that too. The Mogols rode into Europe in less than six months. :rolleyes: Never breaking into a trot, it only takes 2-3 months to ride across the US.



Well the Mongol did some hardcore pillaging along the way, which I suppose is somewhat the similar to English teaching
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 02, 2008 12:09 pm

dimwit wrote:Well the Mongol did some hardcore pillaging along the way, which I suppose is somewhat the similar to English teaching


The difference is there's profit in pillaging.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 02, 2008 4:13 pm

I wonder what will happen to the horse when it reaches Tokyo...
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Postby amdg » Fri May 02, 2008 9:36 pm

Is it completely sexist of me to just mention that women riding horses turn me on?

Not the women themselves, of course, we all know that they're just riding the clit from trott into gallop, and good on them too, but just the act of these girls masturbatiing on a polished piece of leather that is being manipulated by a steamy horse, makes me want to invest in dildos.
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Postby Greji » Sat May 03, 2008 11:48 am

amdg wrote:Is it completely sexist of me to just mention that women riding horses turn me on?


Which does it? The woman. or the horse?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat May 03, 2008 3:42 pm

amdg wrote:Is it completely sexist of me to just mention that women riding horses turn me on?

Not the women themselves, of course, we all know that they're just riding the clit from trott into gallop, and good on them too, but just the act of these girls masturbatiing on a polished piece of leather that is being manipulated by a steamy horse, makes me want to invest in dildos.



Very disturbing.
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