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Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 01, 2008 8:43 am

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Postby Greji » Thu May 01, 2008 9:15 am

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Maybe that's just a bad picture, but he doesn't look like he would merit that nice piece. We're talking top shelve stuff here. Who's to say. Maybe he's got a range grade johnson, or a 12 inch tongue. You just never know!
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 01, 2008 9:41 am

Greji wrote:...Who's to say. Maybe he's got a range grade johnson, or a 12 inch tongue. You just never know!
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Just to repeat, "Lee Ritenour, also known as Captain Fingers".
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Postby Bucky » Thu May 01, 2008 10:34 am

Mulboyne wrote:Just to repeat, "Lee Ritenour, also known as Captain Fingers".

Yep, we got that. Captain Fingers. :banana:
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Postby Greji » Thu May 01, 2008 10:41 am

Mulboyne wrote:Just to repeat, "Lee Ritenour, also known as Captain Fingers".


I mentioned the Captain Fingers to my current hobby and she just yawned and said "fingers? Don't bother me until you get to something like a cricket bat powered by a Briggs and Stratton".
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu May 01, 2008 11:00 am

But ironically Anri is a ethnic Korean(now probably naturalized Japanese).
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Postby omae mona » Thu May 01, 2008 1:46 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Just to repeat, "Lee Ritenour, also known as Captain Fingers".

Word is that Anri dumped him and hooked up with Bobby Badfingers. Lee Ritenour is no match.

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Postby xenomorph42 » Thu May 01, 2008 3:09 pm

omae mona wrote:Word is that Anri dumped him and hooked up with Bobby Badfingers. Lee Ritenour is no match.

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I was a student at "MI" Musicians Institute in L.A. and I always thought he was a badass guitarist, but what the heck is he doing with that chick??? He could've done much better...Who is Bobby Badfingers, sounds kinda creepy.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu May 01, 2008 3:56 pm

Oh well, Ritenour ... you played her out for all she was worth. Your winning run couldn't go forever. Well played. Time to find a new one.

She got what she deserved I think.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu May 01, 2008 7:49 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:But ironically Anri is a ethnic Korean(now probably naturalized Japanese).


Nice one fake Japanese cunt.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 01, 2008 9:15 pm

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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu May 01, 2008 10:18 pm

This song is one of my child day's memories.
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Postby maraboutslim » Fri May 02, 2008 9:19 am

Takechanpoo wrote:But ironically Anri is a ethnic Korean(now probably naturalized Japanese).


Doesn't bother me. I'd marry her tomorrow.
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Postby Uhhuh35 » Sat May 03, 2008 1:04 am

Takechanpoo wrote:But ironically Anri is a ethnic Korean(now probably naturalized Japanese).

Maybe the kimchee part is what makes her "hot" huh? I know, bad joke!
And she's still quite the looker for a 46 year old.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat May 03, 2008 3:33 am

Those two examples of her work post by Mulb and Take are fucking horrible.
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