ButterMaker To the Rescue

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ButterMaker To the Rescue

Postby Big Booger » Tue May 06, 2008 9:30 pm

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Ok, for the past week or two now our fucking grocers haven't had a single fucking package of butter... not that fake MaGaRiN shite either... I am talking real fucking salt/saltless butter.

They've posted up all kinds of signs saying "sorry but the cows teats are too sore to produce butter" Or some crazy ass shit like that.

So today my wife says to me, "Booger-san, I would make X but because there's no fucking butter I can't make X."

I being fed up with the butter drought, decided to take matters into my own hands via a food processor and some fresh cream.

In 7 minutes, including washing time, I had myself a bowl of beautiful butter... without any extra shit in it to keep it fresh. Hopefully it will last a week or so in the fridge and the Booger family can be happy to have some fucking REAL butter back in our bellies.

So you want to see the final result of all that wadatah:

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In case anyone is interested in making their own fucking butter:

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Homemade-Butter-2/Detail.aspx
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Postby Cortana » Tue May 06, 2008 11:53 pm

Just think how much you could make by making a bunch and selling it locally. Those housewives are probably fiending for it too.
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Postby amdg » Wed May 07, 2008 12:02 am

Big Booger wrote:In case anyone is interested in making their own fucking butter:


How about making your own buck futter? :p

http://futter.ytmnd.com/
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 07, 2008 10:35 am

Cortana wrote:Those housewives are probably fiending for it too.
No butter = no butter dogs. There's got to be a lot more horny housewives out there now than usual.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed May 07, 2008 7:49 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:No butter = no butter dogs. There's got to be a lot more horny housewives out there now than usual.


Huh? I don't get it. I think I'm gonna have to google butter dogs.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed May 07, 2008 11:58 pm

Find it?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 08, 2008 11:35 am

In 7 minutes, including washing time, I had myself a bowl of beautiful butter... without any extra shit in it to keep it fresh. Hopefully it will last a week or so in the fridge and the Booger family can be happy to have some fucking REAL butter back in our bellies.

I can see a new FG-brand butter brewing here. :bukkake:
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu May 08, 2008 8:42 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Find it?


Yes.
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Postby Iraira » Thu May 08, 2008 9:30 pm

I prefer "Super Butter Dog" to the original. And given that foreigners smell like butter, can we expect that butter-deprived housewives will start swabbing us with loaves of bread once the temperature is above 30 degrees and the humidity is above 1000%?
That sounds like a great idea for a quick money making scheme.
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Postby Greji » Mon May 26, 2008 1:39 pm

Iraira wrote:I prefer "Super Butter Dog" to the original.


Is this your competition?
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